A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."
"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"
"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"
"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"
So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place is hopping again."
"Well, now you're one of us!" said the bartender. "Would you like a drink too?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about a drink?"
2007-05-16 08:36:51 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was really good. you just made my day a second time. you are too good cowboy.really. you need to send me some jokes.
2007-05-16 08:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-05-16 16:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-16 16:05:16 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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lolz that's hilarious...
2007-05-16 15:47:06 · answer #4 · answered by stubby1_arm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, Best one in awhile!!
2007-05-16 15:41:56 · answer #5 · answered by jacah5 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-05-16 16:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-16 15:49:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.What a perv
2007-05-16 15:41:40 · answer #8 · answered by ~*Jaye*~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my stars you went there.
2007-05-16 15:42:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one...:)
2007-05-16 17:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋