2007-05-16 08:24:08 · 38 answers · asked by Rich C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
crop duster is in order
walk quickly and let it go, no one will know where it came from
2007-05-16 08:30:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hold it in unless you are 100% positive you can let it out slow enough to not make any noise. If you are around a group of people the smell doesn't matter because it could've been anyone. Unless you are like me I CANNOT keep a straight face when I fart loud, silent, stinky or not, if I fart, I laugh. Or if I hear someone else I laugh. It is just a funny funny thing to me I don't know why? And no it is not a sin to hold it in. Let it all out or you might get a belly ache.
2007-05-16 08:32:03 · answer #2 · answered by Nico 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
particular, there are. yet each condition is totally different: first we ought to communicate if its forced, on purpose, or an trouble-free no struggling with slip out... there's no excuse for a premeditated rip in a crowd of people ( and as quickly as I say crowd, I mean a minimum of two),--indefensible act except your eating with the lads or in some style of contest in line with fragrance or sound. 2- the unintended discharge-- worst place ie church, crowded action picture practice etc-- A) if silent, act like not something has occurred, then commence looking around at those with a disapproving grimace ( this might throw blame remote from you) B) if loud, ideas limited, blame small toddler or elderly guy or woman interior of reach if appropriate additionally the canines,- in any different case with politeness excuse your self and say all of the meds your on for the tumor have dire effects on your digestive equipment, this might create experience of sympathy in the direction of you and that they're going to forget you surpassed gas
2016-11-23 18:11:20 · answer #3 · answered by pegues 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends are you standing or sitting. Standing move into a group of people while trying to not draw attention to yourself then let it rip. If seated stand up and repeat above directions. If in a church with wooden pews, just let it rip, and enjoy all the looks of disgust. Added benefit is you won't have to attend church any longer with your wife.
2007-05-16 08:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by Quix 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look around for the youngest person in your immediate vicinity, laugh convincingly, and say "That's pretty good! Now, can you do a goose?". Then leave quickly.
Later Daze! =)
2007-05-16 08:34:43 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the proper etiquette you should close your eyes and pass gas
2007-05-16 08:27:38 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ROFLMAO! Cropduster is my new favority saying! I love it! Where I'm from we have firecracker farts. (When you're sitting on a hard surface and it sounds like you've just lit an entire pack of firecrackers!)Cropduster wins by 100000000!
2007-05-16 08:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you can, find a bathroom.
If not, try to move to an area that isn't very crowded.
Nothing really pleasant about the whole thing, but you can minimize how many people you torture...
2007-05-16 08:26:59 · answer #8 · answered by L_PJS 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
try to hold it till you get to a less public spot
2007-05-16 08:29:29 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok, you let it go. Silent but deadly. then you slowly walk away, preferably doing this in a crowded area. I mean, you don't drop a bomb and watch the devastation.
2007-05-16 08:27:14 · answer #10 · answered by liz 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋