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I'm going on a date tonite and I told the guy that I'm still a virgin, but I seem to have misplaced my boy-hymen a few weeks ago and haven't seen it since. Do you think I could use a nickel instead?

2007-05-16 08:28:14 · 19 answers · asked by Venus Mantrap 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

Reason number 589357 not to eat while playing on P&S.

I still love you, though.

2007-05-16 08:30:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 2

I think it's been stolen by the man you brought home last week. It's probably being sold on eBay right now.

2007-05-16 21:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 0 1

Oh sorry i must have borrowed it. I think its in my closet...

You might want to try a crumb, c'mon everyone knows how tiny it is!!!

2007-05-16 15:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 1

You better use a quarter or a silver dollar.

2007-05-16 15:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by ringo82514 2 · 1 1

I had a girl try that once on me...damn near choked to death on the quarter she used...lying *****!

2007-05-16 15:31:01 · answer #5 · answered by patton777 2 · 3 1

a nickel? shame you can't use a quarter.

2007-05-16 15:30:50 · answer #6 · answered by liz 4 · 1 1

silly, you left it in the mens room in Toledo, remember

2007-05-16 15:32:24 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle B2 7 · 2 1

Its prolly located somewhere on Uranus.....

2007-05-16 15:30:23 · answer #8 · answered by Barack_O' Llama 6 · 5 1

i think I saw it on the backseat of George Michael's car.

2007-05-16 15:30:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jimbo's Hot Girlfriend 2 · 4 1

chew some gum, stick it in.

2007-05-16 15:30:21 · answer #10 · answered by bmuel11 4 · 2 0

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