Entertainment & Music - 16 May 2007

A little boy about 7 yrs old and his brother about 5 yrs old where playing in their rooms. The 7 yr old turns to his brother and says "I think it time we started cursing."
The 5 yr old nods. The mother calling from downstairs to come to breakfast. The 7yr old says "Here's are chance you say Hell and I'll say F**K." They headed downstairs. The mother politiely turned to the 5yr old.
"What do you want honey pancakes or Corn Flakes?" The 5 yr-old says "OH, HELL mom I have Corn Flakes!"
The mother in shock slaps the child drags him upstairs. Where the 7 yr old hears screams and wails coming from up stairs. The door slams and the mother huffed and puffed down the downstairs turns the 7 yr old and "What about you?" "Well, it ain't gonna be f***king Corn Flakes!"

2007-05-16 09:01:06 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Name 3 things that you don't think you could possibly live without.
(Don't say stuff like oxygen and my kids...I mean material things)



Mine are:

My Bible
My Pictures
Lotion!! lol

2007-05-16 08:59:58 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me: Scorpio.

2007-05-16 08:59:13 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

How many of you have disagreed with the person who posted the question only to get a rude e-mail from them. I think that is just down right rude. I'm just curious has this happened to any of you? It's sad but that's why I don't allow e-mail from other users.

2007-05-16 08:58:18 · 14 answers · asked by angelofgothic 6 in Polls & Surveys

before that other car hit you?

or how many kids do you have?

2007-05-16 08:58:07 · 5 answers · asked by Bobbi 5 in Polls & Surveys

What do you hope you will see?

2007-05-16 08:57:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He would of been 100 this month

2007-05-16 08:56:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-05-16 08:55:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:53:23 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down and says to
the bartender, "I'll bet you $100 that if you put
a shotglass at that end of the bar, I could stand
at the other end and fill it up with my urine."

Well the bartender thinks, "That's an easy $100."
So he says "Okay." So the guy gets on top of the
bar and pees everywhere, even on the bartender.
Well, the bartender doesn't care, he just won
$100. So very happily the bartender asks for his
money. The guy very happily says, "Here you go!"
The bartender then asks, "Why are you so happy?"
And the guy says, "Well, do you see that guy at
the other end of the bar? I bet him $1000 that I
could pee on you and you would be happy!"

2007-05-16 08:51:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

question but there are a lot of answers. How many answers would there have to be before you would say forget it he/she'll never read mine and don't answer.?

2007-05-16 08:51:15 · 19 answers · asked by The Woman Behind the Man 3 in Polls & Surveys

Hair... when you're sleepy ???
I do ..... I kinda twist it around my finger....puts me right to sleep!
:o)

2007-05-16 08:50:26 · 24 answers · asked by MRS. EVIL GENIUS 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:50:04 · 24 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Polls & Surveys

Back in the 80's for me it was "totally tubular" and "gag me with a spoon" and the like. You?

2007-05-16 08:49:35 · 18 answers · asked by Ade 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:48:58 · 47 answers · asked by GreatHunter..... 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:48:09 · 29 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

pens,paperclips, anything at all whatever it may be

2007-05-16 08:47:28 · 35 answers · asked by myladybeau 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:47:22 · 18 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:47:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:45:50 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:45:33 · 72 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

who like short, skinny guys? Not tall and skinny.

2007-05-16 08:45:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do u realize that sex questions are probably the most answered questions on P&S?? hmmmmm =) that y i love u guys ;-)

2007-05-16 08:43:35 · 23 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is that an oxymoron?

2007-05-16 08:43:13 · 9 answers · asked by Good Egg 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:42:01 · 13 answers · asked by erwafredsfdsfsdf 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 08:41:51 · 3 answers · asked by supergirl_83_1212 1 in Movies

i don't really taste a difference, but which do you prefer

2007-05-16 08:41:26 · 37 answers · asked by music ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is just me or does anyone else think that this programme is not very fair?

Some talented blokes have been paired up with catawauling banshees, so have no hope of winning. I think that they should get rid of one Danny and one Sandy each week and then draw lots to choose the pairings for the following week.

2007-05-16 08:40:45 · 6 answers · asked by lovelylexie 4 in Drama

2007-05-16 08:40:21 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

funniest thing ever? make me laugh, 10 points.

2007-05-16 08:38:09 · 38 answers · asked by RC 3 in Polls & Surveys