Entertainment & Music - 16 May 2007

I've recently heard that the second X-files movies is a go, but I can't seem to find any websites out there that confirm this. Does anyone have any idea whether this is just a rumor, or whether it's true?

2007-05-16 09:50:03 · 5 answers · asked by earlymorninglatte 1 in Movies

One day Boudreaux, his wife Clotile, and Boudreaux's friend, Pierre went to the city.
While Clotile went shopping, Boudreaux & Pierre decided to go check out one of them tall buildings.

Inside the building, Boudreaux & Pierre came to these big golden doors.

Boudreaux says,"Wonda wot dees doors lead to?".

So Boudreaux & Pierre stare at the doors for a few minutes until an old woman comes up to the doors. She pushes a button near the door, the doors open, she goes inside, & the doors close.

Boudreaux & Pierre watch as numbers above the door start to change from "1" to "2" to "3", then the numbers stop a while then change again from "3" to "2" to "1". Then the doors open and a beautiful young voluptuous woman walks out!

Boudreaux tells Pierre, "Mais you saw dat!? Hurry up--lets go find Clotile so we can put her in dere!"

2007-05-16 09:49:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It's a riddle

2007-05-16 09:49:26 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Pierre and Boudreaux wanted to go hunting, but didn't have a place to hunt.
Pierre said, "The old farmer down the road is a friend of mine. He's so old, that he can't even get out into his fields anymore. I'll bet he would let us hunt there."

When they got there, Pierre told Boudreaux that he would go into the house, and ask for permission to hunt on the farmer's land. Pierre went into the house, and his friend, the old farmer said, "That's all right with me, but could I get you to do me a small favor in return?"

The farmer said, "Mud Bug, my old hunting dog is so old, he is in constant agony. I need to put him out if his misery, but I just don't have the heart. Before you take to my fields, could you please use your gun and do it for me? He's in the front yard, he's in so much pain, he can't even make it into the house any more."

Pierre said that he would help the old farmer, and went out into the yard, to tell Boudreaux that they could hunt there.

As he was walking down the front steps, he got an idea for a joke that would scare Boudreaux.

When Boudreaux said, "Did he tell us we could hunt on his land?", Pierre, for a joke, said, "No, that's the meanest old farmer I've EVER met -- I'll show HIM!!" Then he shot the old dog, and said, "That'll show him."

Boudreaux ran to the farmer's barn, and Pierre fell on the ground, laughing, because he scared Boudreaux enough to run away and hide.

Suddenly, Pierre heard, "BLAM......BLAM." Then Boudreaux ran out of the barn, and shouted to Pierre, "O.K., I got the horse and cow... Now, let's get out of here."

2007-05-16 09:48:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What Motivates you to do anything at all?

2007-05-16 09:48:19 · 18 answers · asked by Aycilla 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:48:09 · 58 answers · asked by Bob 1 in Polls & Surveys

You can include the time zone if you want.

I was born at 12:54pm CT.

2007-05-16 09:47:57 · 34 answers · asked by SPORTS GUY 4 in Polls & Surveys

Stefano DiMera returns in just a few short weeks!

2007-05-16 09:47:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

I have a pirate myspace page-
www.
myspace
.com
/stowawaygretyl
I've had the same opening profile song for a long time- Spanish Caravan by the Doors.
I don't want Come Sail away by Styx.
What do you suggest?

2007-05-16 09:46:42 · 10 answers · asked by stowawaygretyl 1 in Other - Music

For people who can't sing (like me) if you could sing, who would you want your voice to sound like?
I don't mean you'd actually be them - i mean you'd still be you but with their voice

I would want the voice of Angela Gannon from The Magic Numbers or Eva Cassidy.

2007-05-16 09:46:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:45:39 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:45:10 · 10 answers · asked by Wise One 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:44:59 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:43:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine are

answers.yahoo.com
wikipedia.com
youthink.com

2007-05-16 09:43:34 · 15 answers · asked by BAnne 7 in Polls & Surveys

do you like it better then your first?

2007-05-16 09:43:33 · 26 answers · asked by Erikawithasmile 4 in Polls & Surveys

Now that I have your attention,how many of you that looked are over 18?or under 18?

2007-05-16 09:43:27 · 41 answers · asked by Tazz 5 in Polls & Surveys

I downloaded it for FREE from limewire!
Okay..so I'm new and addicted to Sims 2 and I need some tips and tricks from those who have played this game already..Can You Help Me ?!!??!?

2007-05-16 09:42:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

black book?
What kind of system do you use?

2007-05-16 09:42:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:41:43 · 21 answers · asked by Junior 4 in Polls & Surveys

Boudreaux's Wife Goes Into Labor
Boudreaux calls the doctor and shouts, "Doc! Doc! my wife Mathilda she be in labor and da contractions are only two minutes apart!"
The doctor asked, "Is this her first child?"
Boudreaux shouts, "No, you idiot, this is her husband!"

2007-05-16 09:41:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Love to be doing right now?

2007-05-16 09:41:24 · 14 answers · asked by Not my problem 6 in Polls & Surveys

A guy walks into a bar with a pet
alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the
astonished patrons. "I'll make you a
deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth
and place my genitals inside. Then the
gator will close his mouth for one
minute. He'll then open his mouth and
I'll remove my unit unscratched. In
return for witnessing this spectacle,
each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The
man stood up on the bar, dropped his
pants, and placed his privates in the
alligator's open mouth. The gator closed
his mouth as the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer
bottle and rapped the alligator hard on
the top of it's head. The crowd cheered
and the first of his free drinks was
delivered.

The man stood up again and made another
offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try". A hush fell
over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back
of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke
up.

"I'll try, but you have to promise not to
hit me on the head with the beer bottle".

2007-05-16 09:41:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-16 09:40:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

the larger the animal, the more it hurts to kill it
example...you feel more pity for an elephant than for a bug

humans not included

2007-05-16 09:40:27 · 35 answers · asked by Carlos 7 in Polls & Surveys

Just wondering.....

2007-05-16 09:39:31 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or quiet?... when making love? lol.

2007-05-16 09:39:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean its just a never ending saga. Nothing ever gets solved. Plus its so unrealistic - who hears of a witch and her daughter with powers? It just annoys me. I can stop watching it now and come back a year later and nothing has changed.

They need to either cancel the whole show or fire the writers. What do u think??

2007-05-16 09:39:13 · 15 answers · asked by GlitznGlamour 4 in Soap Operas

2007-05-16 09:38:44 · 4 answers · asked by whisper14623 2 in Polls & Surveys

Thibodeaux Checks Da Lights
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were heading out to go fishing. Boudreaux wanted to check the boat trailer lights. So he tells Thibodeaux to go out back and check the lights. Thibodeaux shouted press the brakes, both lights came on and he shouted, "It works!"
Then Boudreaux put on the right turn signal and Thibodeaux shouted, "It works, it don't!, it works, it don't!, it works, it don't!"

2007-05-16 09:38:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles