Entertainment & Music - 16 May 2007

Me & my sister have a friendly debate about this one ... curious what others think.

2007-05-16 10:04:05 · 20 answers · asked by MikeTX 3 in Movies

Ya momma so ugly it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with a fork.

2007-05-16 10:03:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-16 10:03:54 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ya momma so ugly her shadow quit.

2007-05-16 10:03:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I was in the kitchen and I heard snoring coming from my living room. I figured it was just my daughter snoring being that she fell asleep watching a movie. The snoring continued to get louder so I went in to see what the heck!.....&& it's coming from my dog!!! Should I be worried? lol

2007-05-16 10:02:35 · 17 answers · asked by ~*~Malarie~*~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

goodnight people, sweet dreams.

2007-05-16 10:01:39 · 63 answers · asked by thebluehaze 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 10:01:22 · 15 answers · asked by Me 4 in Talk Shows

I have not been outside in a while. What should I expect?

2007-05-16 10:01:09 · 18 answers · asked by Luch d 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 10:00:31 · 41 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

Deliberately having anorexic eyebrows?
Step away from the tweezers and no one will get hurt.
What should your punishment be?

2007-05-16 10:00:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can hear it doing something. Churning, working, humming. Who could be in there?

2007-05-16 10:00:06 · 12 answers · asked by bina64davis 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:59:11 · 22 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Ya momma so hairy she has afros( a style of hairdo) on her nipples

2007-05-16 09:59:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-16 09:58:54 · 2 answers · asked by Rich C 3 in Polls & Surveys

Im addicted to SVU: the plots never cease to amaze me

2007-05-16 09:58:28 · 44 answers · asked by GlitznGlamour 4 in Drama

2007-05-16 09:58:25 · 40 answers · asked by Luch d 3 in Polls & Surveys

What music genre do you like but embarrassed to listen to in public?

i like sappy love songs.....

2007-05-16 09:58:09 · 8 answers · asked by Journey 4 in Polls & Surveys

which is better for a water fight ?

2007-05-16 09:57:38 · 8 answers · asked by myangel_101211 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:57:21 · 11 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

What's up with that anyway? Why do they have all those checkstands if they aren't going to use them?
Sheesh!

2007-05-16 09:57:03 · 9 answers · asked by Goddess T 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:56:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Though I call them suckers.
Mine is lemon and cherry..

2007-05-16 09:56:35 · 25 answers · asked by If your a bird, I'm a bird.. 5 in Polls & Surveys

Ya momma so fat, when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions.

2007-05-16 09:54:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

That really hits the spot for you?.... please get your head outta the gutter lol.

2007-05-16 09:54:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 09:54:17 · 13 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."

His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

2007-05-16 09:54:12 · 10 answers · asked by Dana 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Yo momma so old she used to babysit Yoda.

2007-05-16 09:54:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Someone will get ten points... And you get two just for answering anyway... anything you like - say it

2007-05-16 09:52:18 · 114 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pierre and Boudreaux were on a weekend hunt when they witnessed a UFO landing.
As the little green creatures descended from the craft Pierre said: " Mais what's dat?" to which Boudreaux replied as he aimed his gun: "I don't know, Pierre. But you better go back to de camp and put some rice on."

2007-05-16 09:51:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

this is sooooooooooo stupid i know but knock knock whos there boo boo hoo dont cry its just a joke

2007-05-16 09:50:33 · 8 answers · asked by soccerchik200408 1 in Jokes & Riddles