Boudreaux Wins Da Lottry
Boudreaux won the ten million dollar Louisiana Lotto drawing. So early Monday morning he drives to Lotto headquarters in Baton Rouge to collect his winnings.
Boudreaux tells the clerk, "I won the Lotto and I come to collect my money, eight million dollar."
The clerk tells him "I am sorry Mr. Boudreaux but we don't give all the money at one time, we will pay you four hundred thousand dollars for the next twenty years."
Boudreaux tells the clerk "Cher, I don't want to wait no twenty years for my money I want it today and all of it!"
Again she tells him "I am sorry sir but that's not the way it works."
Boudreaux blood began to boil and he tell the clerk, "Looky here lady, if you can't give me all of my money today fine! Here is your ticket, now you give me back my dollar!"
2007-05-16
09:34:18
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