Entertainment & Music - 15 May 2007

A man tried to sell his neighbour his dog. "This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five pounds." The neighbour said, "Who do you think you're kidding with this talking dog stuff? There is no such animal." Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes. "Please buy me, Sir," he pleaded. "This man is cruel. He never buys me a meal, never bathes me, never takes me for a walk. And I used to be the richest trick dog in Britain. I performed before kings. I was in the army and was decorated ten times." "Hey!" said the neighbour. "He can talk. Why do you want to sell him for just five pounds?" "Because," said the seller, "I'm getting tired of all his lies."

2007-05-15 02:03:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-15 02:03:31 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What would you sing?

2007-05-15 02:02:54 · 17 answers · asked by Dylanne 6 in Polls & Surveys

People say that he is sitting behind gwen and peter in the movie at the jazz scene. I think it is him. What do you think?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=60eS23UgpbU

2007-05-15 02:01:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

you have left in a restaurant?

2007-05-15 02:01:13 · 19 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

I would personally LOVE to spend a day with Anthony Hopkins!

2007-05-15 02:01:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It is cute or it is already 'out'?

2007-05-15 02:00:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If I were to send an email to each of my siblings this morning asking them not to call me again for the rest of the week. We spent the weekend together because of some family stuff and I'm quite frankly sick of them.

2007-05-15 01:59:28 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me...way to many :)

2007-05-15 01:58:36 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How do I complete these crossword puzzles faster?

2007-05-15 01:58:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 01:58:12 · 9 answers · asked by samerdoar 1 in Other - Music

I enjoy work

2007-05-15 01:57:51 · 11 answers · asked by aslan 5 in Polls & Surveys

I had another assassination dream last night. This is the third one in the past week.

I was at my mum's house and a man was in the back garden trying to murder us (me and my family). I got killed again.

2007-05-15 01:55:25 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A priest from Topeka, Kansas named Michael Power is the nicest guy you'll ever meet. He never got into trouble in his whole life. One day, a tornado ripped through Topeka. It left minor damages on houses, no damages to the church, but totally destroyed Father Power's house. "Why God? Why did it have to be my house?" prayed Power. Well the answer to this question is that Power's house number was 666.

2007-05-15 01:55:02 · 29 answers · asked by Yahoo Man 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-15 01:55:00 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 01:54:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Brag a little.

2007-05-15 01:53:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 01:53:08 · 8 answers · asked by penelope pitstop 1 in Polls & Surveys

I did for an hour.
Damn it

2007-05-15 01:52:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

after you'd just quickly pulled your fingers out?

2007-05-15 01:51:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 01:49:22 · 58 answers · asked by K~E~G 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 01:49:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or are you quite happy with the way things are?

2007-05-15 01:48:30 · 25 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 01:47:20 · 26 answers · asked by K~E~G 5 in Polls & Surveys

unrequited love,or being in love with someone who is in love with you as well but you could not be together?

2007-05-15 01:46:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can someone please explain to me how they are eliminating people. I am NOT racist, but dear God if this show isnt!? I mean, the girls are an absolute disgrace and I feel that the people that are truly changing and trying to act civilized are being "expelled". Please shed some light on me......

2007-05-15 01:43:48 · 15 answers · asked by Tbtrfli 2 in Reality Television

i need a hug. today, hasn't been the best of days for me.

2007-05-15 01:43:47 · 41 answers · asked by Nanook~Maybe I need a longer Name?~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

The kindergarten class were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten, so she asked them to use grown-up words instead of baby words. She then asked them what they had done during the summer.

The first little one said, "I went to see my Nana."

The teacher said, "No, you went to see your grandmother. That’s the grown-up word."

The next little one said, "I went on a trip on a choo-choo."

The teacher again said, "No, you went on a trip on a train. That’s the grown-up word."

Then, the teacher asked Little Johnny what he did during the summer.

Little Johnny proudly said that he read a book.

"What book did you read?" asked the teacher.

Little Johnny puffed out his chest, and in a very adult way replied, "Winnie the Sh*t."

2007-05-15 01:42:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-15 01:42:19 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, can you also count, name, and alphabetize all grains of sand on your nearest beach? ( Cummulative effect and knowledge gained would be about the same).

2007-05-15 01:41:10 · 5 answers · asked by rer348 4 in Polls & Surveys