Entertainment & Music - 15 May 2007

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor , get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."


The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same”

2007-05-15 23:13:25 · 5 answers · asked by Samuel D 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Two prostitutes standing talking , one says to the other , Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz ?
The other one said No , but iv'e been swung around by the ****.

2007-05-15 23:13:03 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Also - do you hate to lose?

2007-05-15 23:12:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...can you make me feel better?

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I used to say vigenar and ossifer as a kid instead of vinegar and officer oh and hecilopter instead of helicopter

2007-05-15 23:09:17 · 27 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

I watched this film called Perfume and it was so wierd it was good but the ending was strange .x

2007-05-15 23:09:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What happened to the idea of freedom?

2007-05-15 23:07:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need mid-tempo and faster, upbeat songs with the word Dream in them. Nothing sad. I need about 30 minutes of music. Can you suggest some good songs? Thanks!

2007-05-15 23:06:28 · 10 answers · asked by Katherine W 7 in Other - Music

Of course beans, but what kind of beans?
Beer, eggs, cabbage,
what else?

2007-05-15 23:05:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When i was younger i used to suffer from unpredictable rages of violence .I`d take on any man.for any reason.But since my union with this wonderful herb (aged 15)i just can`t be @rsed.What do you lot think???

2007-05-15 23:05:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Branded expensive things or
not Branded, same Quality & much more cheaper?..

2007-05-15 23:04:45 · 13 answers · asked by Farez 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who likes
Eminem, d12, 50 cent, g-unit, n.w.a,big

2007-05-15 23:04:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

she tought us that you can be famous without a talent

2007-05-15 23:03:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My question is..... how do I make... "do"?

and why is he so concerned about how much "do" i make?

2007-05-15 23:03:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-05-15 23:02:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you think of the purpose of those products, it really doesn't make sense at all!!!

2007-05-15 23:02:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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atm mine is cream with grey stripes. very relaxing :)

2007-05-15 22:58:51 · 23 answers · asked by chilly 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 22:57:57 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

2007-05-15 22:57:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-15 22:57:46 · 13 answers · asked by chilly 5 in Polls & Surveys

Its been realy bugging me.

2007-05-15 22:57:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-15 22:56:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-05-15 22:56:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Goop- That slimey green stuff you see on Nick tv.

2007-05-15 22:55:55 · 7 answers · asked by ducket_head 1 in Polls & Surveys

If you do - how have you this week ?

2007-05-15 22:55:10 · 5 answers · asked by Bullsh*t Detective 2 in Polls & Surveys

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