I'm trying to make friends at work: What foods and/or drinks best cause flatulence?

Question

Of course beans, but what kind of beans?
Beer, eggs, cabbage,
what else?

Answer 1

i dont think they are going to want to be your friends after what u do to them...

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Flatulence as a disease causes both pain and pleasure. It is the pain of block that leads to the pleasure of ease. In the younger age it is OK. But when you grow old the worse things happen at the blocking stage and the easing stage becomes an eternity.

Or, if you really want to gain their confidence, food and drinks are very costly affair. Try some other means to elevate yourself in the group - eg. jokes,stories, gossips any thing that interests the guys.

Answer 4

You must have corned beef with your cabbage. Wilted lettuce is good also. Here is the recipe: Dice one med to lge head of lettuce, fry and drain 1lb of diced bacon and dry it on paper towel, wipe out skillet and add apple cider vinegar and bacon, simmer for 1/4 to1/2 hour. Pour bacon and vinegar from skillet into lettuce. Add more vinegar. Mix. Put in refer for 2 days. remove from refer, add coarse ground black pepper liberally. Eat cold. That oughta do it. It goes good with beer. See my profile for beer info. Everything you need to know about beer. Don't forget hot mustard with the corned beef.

Answer 5

Why change your diet?
Invest in a box of stinkbombs.

The joy you will get from pranking people - from waiting for an unsuspecting person to crush it underfoot - will more than compensate you for the cost of the packet.

Just make sure you are near an exit, or at least an open window :)

Answer 6

Cheese

Answer 7

Beans of course, any beans as far as I know, but hamburger and milk can cause it too. For me anyways.

Answer 8

Pizza

Answer 9

Haha! Cabbage for sure, they will have the runs for days. Salad, cheese....I dont know of anything else

Answer 10

spinach, black beans, cabbage, saurkraut, yogurt, and any really spicey foods give me awful gas. which is very unfortunate for my friends, family, coworkers, and fiance because these are some of my favorite foods.

Answer 11

Sauerkraut and burritoes gives the WORST kind of flatulence!! UGH!