Entertainment & Music - 15 May 2007

beach....?


mine isn't technically a beach, but it's in Canada and it was a fresh water lake, i got to swim with tiny fishes and the water was crystal clear - i was only 4 and a half.

2007-05-15 01:04:02 · 24 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

Make the longest list of Horror movies and i will chosse YOU for the longest List go on i dare you

2007-05-15 01:03:11 · 17 answers · asked by JoeWillin89 3 in Movies

Your Driver's License
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do! you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly,"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"


"Because you got an F in sex."

2007-05-15 01:02:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 01:02:35 · 14 answers · asked by Little Miss Pineapple 6 in Polls & Surveys

yer 6 sisters are all Walmart chasiers, does that make it a family business? Ma old uncle is the mainte....mant.....the one who fixes stuff that breaks too. Daddy, well, he done runned off to the Piece Cores.

2007-05-15 01:00:28 · 11 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6 in Polls & Surveys

No offense to anyone but I'm just curious about WHY you choose that picture. :)

2007-05-15 01:00:22 · 9 answers · asked by kool aid man. 4 in Polls & Surveys

that to me? You left the car on empty again, Why?

2007-05-15 00:59:39 · 11 answers · asked by asmikeocsit 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 00:59:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I get it a lot wherever I go, I don't mind it but sometimes I think it's a little annoying.

Do you get it? Or some equivalent?

2007-05-15 00:58:02 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for me it Snoopy the dog.

2007-05-15 00:56:46 · 18 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is this the best film ever made if not which

2007-05-15 00:56:24 · 15 answers · asked by Rufus121 2 in Movies

the Red Sox won the game...oh what was the score?..how big was the biggest?..how many?...how often?..how long?...etc

2007-05-15 00:54:34 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 00:52:51 · 20 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 00:51:46 · 17 answers · asked by SidBridge 6 in Polls & Surveys

what games do you like to play... [try and keep it clean!]...
and do you still play to win ?

2007-05-15 00:51:01 · 24 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 00:50:43 · 25 answers · asked by Little Miss Pineapple 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which do you think is more important at my age (7th grade), making boyfriends or studying?

2007-05-15 00:50:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Are you going to pay the $10 /month fee they are imposing as of July?

2007-05-15 00:49:24 · 8 answers · asked by Meatball ;) 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 00:47:27 · 34 answers · asked by Praxis 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 00:45:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

.......hears him,

is he still wrong?

2007-05-15 00:41:56 · 28 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does mine?

2007-05-15 00:40:43 · 52 answers · asked by Little Miss Pineapple 6 in Polls & Surveys

I had some Chicken schnitzel with some rice. What about you guys?

2007-05-15 00:40:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 00:36:41 · 13 answers · asked by Ťango 3 in Polls & Surveys

I don't, and the problem is that I can't choose them

2007-05-15 00:36:28 · 16 answers · asked by emi79 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 00:35:48 · 13 answers · asked by darestobelieve 4 in Movies

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are in the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer.

The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend.

So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, "Here's this week's question," Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing.

The teacher says, " Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"

Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, "Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday!"

2007-05-15 00:34:57 · 11 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Can I put some hair remover in her shampoo since she is acting so nasty and mean? She always acts like a troll, following me around, spying on me, competing with me and just making life miserable. What do you think?!

2007-05-15 00:33:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 00:31:14 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 00:29:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines