Your Driver's License
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do! you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly,"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
2007-05-15 01:02:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
good one, very funny, do you have any more like it? if so please send them, I would like to show some friends, they would really enjoy
2007-05-15 01:14:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is really cute. U no I have a 6yr old who asks me the same sort of questions. LOL. The only sad thing is that she cant read wots on my license yet. I'm covered 4 now anyway. Thanks 4 the laugh.
2007-05-15 01:10:08 · answer #2 · answered by bammbamm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love my drivers license....
It gets me to places I need and want to go*
2007-05-15 01:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by ~ K¤lbi ~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, thank goodness! Apparently, I am rated "Marvelous."
And, I rate the funny as four grins
2007-05-15 05:19:57 · answer #4 · answered by Owl Eye 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I like !
2007-05-15 01:07:03 · answer #5 · answered by BEAR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, I like it! It's amusing, but really simple! Wish there were more...
2007-05-15 01:36:56 · answer #6 · answered by kytigirl200 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-05-15 01:08:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like.
2007-05-15 01:08:48 · answer #8 · answered by Closed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg ,lol i think that was asome. and funny
2007-05-15 01:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Sexy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great
2007-05-15 01:07:03 · answer #10 · answered by Boxer girl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋