Entertainment & Music - 15 May 2007

2007-05-15 02:23:32 · 6 answers · asked by enzyme 305 3 in Polls & Surveys

dinner
dancing
bar
movie
motel 6
other

2007-05-15 02:23:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:21:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

Bad To Worse

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Good: The teacher thinks your son's great.
Bad: In bed.

Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's eleven.

Good: Your neighbour exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

if you know any more let me know,

;-)

2007-05-15 02:21:19 · 8 answers · asked by BLING 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Whats your worst habit??

2007-05-15 02:20:54 · 9 answers · asked by little kitty 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I took some Cadburys creme eggs when I was about 12. (12 years ago.)

2007-05-15 02:20:43 · 14 answers · asked by Zombie Jesus 5 in Polls & Surveys

... are you going to pimp out that piece of @$$ for?

2007-05-15 02:20:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

Whistle the first seven notes of "It`s a Small World" incessantly.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
upside-down.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the
bottom.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I`ve got new socks on!"

Meow occasionally.

2007-05-15 02:19:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who was the first,second,third and fourth presedent of America?No stupid questions please.

2007-05-15 02:18:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I find babies so innocent ,naughty ,always laughing
They look so cute when they are chubby also

2007-05-15 02:17:18 · 20 answers · asked by Hope Summer 6 in Polls & Surveys

are you SLEEPING??

2007-05-15 02:16:06 · 7 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:13:27 · 20 answers · asked by Silkie1 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:11:48 · 14 answers · asked by Ho 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:11:32 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:11:24 · 42 answers · asked by Little Miss Pineapple 6 in Polls & Surveys

There were two blonde guys working for the city council. One would dig aÊhole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn'tÊ understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are putting into your work, but what's the story? You dig aÊhole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again."

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."

2007-05-15 02:10:57 · 21 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Jokes & Riddles

So have you been proposed by someone then how?
and when

2007-05-15 02:10:54 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:10:29 · 11 answers · asked by dee_ann 6 in Polls & Surveys

the guy was rude,sexist and in my opinion gay and i feel sorry for the gals he "sprayed his mouth and then kissed" the looks on some of the women was pure horror......time to bast yourself again gene.....dont wanna burn do ya?

2007-05-15 02:10:10 · 9 answers · asked by curious 1 in Comedy

TOO BAD! Don't get gas today!

You didn't forget did you?

2007-05-15 02:09:26 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:09:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day two parents took their son to a nude beach. The little boy was playing in the water then came running up to his mother.

"Mommy, Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours are!"

The mother kept reading and said,
"The bigger they are, the dumber they are." He went back to the water. A few minutes later, he came running back.

"Mommy, Mommy, I saw guys with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's is!"

The mother simply replied,
"The bigger they are, the dumber they are." He went back to the water. After a few minutes, he came running back.

"Mommy, Mommy, I saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw! And the more and more they talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

2007-05-15 02:08:31 · 7 answers · asked by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

How about the two old men, one a retired professor of psychology and the other a retired professor of history. Their wives had talked them into a two week stay at a hotel in the Cotswolds. They were sitting around on the veranda of the hotel watching the sun set. The history professor said to the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?" To which the professor of psychology said, "Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs."

2007-05-15 02:08:16 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-15 02:07:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

leave your trash all over the floor and totally disregard the rules?

2007-05-15 02:07:46 · 10 answers · asked by Holy Macaroni! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:07:28 · 37 answers · asked by Silkie1 4 in Polls & Surveys

When posting question here.

2007-05-15 02:06:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

.....and yes, I'm asking it here!! lol.

Okay, my toddler just woke up and she has the BIGGEST lump on her forehead, right above her eye. She's trying to itch it, so I put some anti-itch stuff on it, but my question is....
Besides ice, is there anything I can put on it to take down the swelling?? This thing is huge. && it looks incredibly painful.

Your help is appreciated ahead of time.....thank you!!

2007-05-15 02:05:53 · 17 answers · asked by ~*~Malarie~*~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

I was watching BBC 1 yestedray and Panarama were doing an investigation into it and the guy representing the Scientology "Church" was completely psychotic - he reminded me of a character from a Tarantino film. Apparently the Scientologists get really p!ssed if you refer to it as a cult - though it does resemble one - and they start hounding anyone that discredits their faith - maybe they'll start stalking me?

2007-05-15 02:05:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am as sexy as it gets so 10 is the max you can choose as i am a 10 !!! lol

2007-05-15 02:04:32 · 19 answers · asked by SEXY EVERTONIAN 5 in Polls & Surveys