Entertainment & Music - 15 May 2007

What day of the year is may 16?
150th?

2007-05-15 02:36:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:36:11 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

LIST YOUR NAME ! and tell me what is(describe sl) and why you play second life

2007-05-15 02:35:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Please be serious. I just want to know?

2007-05-15 02:34:58 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think that would be really cool if it would show up on the list of new questions or stars from your contacts. I would because there are some people that I know in real life on yahoo and it would kind of nice to say "Congrats on best answer!" or "Saw your best answer, it was great!" Do you agree that this could be cool?

2007-05-15 02:34:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:34:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well slap me nekkid and hide my clothes.

2007-05-15 02:34:40 · 16 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6 in Polls & Surveys

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/my

2007-05-15 02:34:23 · 9 answers · asked by dee_ann 6 in Polls & Surveys

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU



Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent,

please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities,

press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.

Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional,

press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic,

listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to

press.

If you are manic-depressive,

it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy

anyway.

If you are dyslexic,

press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar,

please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the

beep.

Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss,

press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss,

press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss,

press 9.

If you have low self-esteem,

please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal,

put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't

be crazy forever.

If you are blonde,

don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

2007-05-15 02:34:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yelling
Laughing OUT LOUD
punching
wacking them with a shovel
splashing with water or whatever you are drinking
throwing eggs at them
anything else??

2007-05-15 02:33:58 · 10 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:32:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm female and i am 10 days older than my husband

2007-05-15 02:32:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:32:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:31:10 · 31 answers · asked by Lolly ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

His double cross of Yau was unacceptable as well as his earlier double cross in his alliance earlier in the game. Yau should have won.

2007-05-15 02:30:43 · 8 answers · asked by duke 5 in Reality Television

I like back to the future. They just don't make teen movies like that anymore.

2007-05-15 02:30:06 · 39 answers · asked by Psychotically Bored 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not buying any even it doesn't work it will send a message, I believe.

2007-05-15 02:30:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-15 02:29:24 · 14 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6 in Polls & Surveys

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought "I don't f*ck**g think so."

2007-05-15 02:29:16 · 17 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The last movie I have seen is Howl's Moving Castle.

2007-05-15 02:28:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-05-15 02:28:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On your wedding night, did you or were you too tired?

-I tried to play the tired card, but my wife wouldn't accept 'I'm physically unable to' as an answer.

2007-05-15 02:27:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two older women, Judi and Monika, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party.

"My dear," said Monika, "Are those real pearls?"

"They are," replied Judi.

"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled Lady Monika.

Judi responded "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."

2007-05-15 02:27:16 · 11 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I have to go help my Daddy out with some stuff. I'll probably be gone all day.

You be good to each other.

And so I don't get violated, my question is when is the last time you had a haircut?

2007-05-15 02:25:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why did they use annorexic models who wouldn't know what cellulite was? Are they saying their product only works if you're already unhealthy-skinny?

2007-05-15 02:25:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I answered a question earlier and within my answer I was naming the 7 dwarf's. However I could only remember 5 of them. It's driving me crazy. Who know's all 7??
I know I know what a dumb question right?
10 pts to the best.
THANKS!!!!!
:) :) :)

2007-05-15 02:25:06 · 32 answers · asked by jdnsmama13 4 in Polls & Surveys

Is the violin an easy musical instrument to learn to play as I have always been fascinated by them but a bit scared of trying.

2007-05-15 02:25:03 · 29 answers · asked by morwenna d 1 in Classical

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

2007-05-15 02:24:49 · 14 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A police sergeant was training three blonde recruits in observation and detection. He called the first blonde in and said, "I'm going to show you a photograph of a suspect for a few seconds then, when I remove it, I want you to tell me how you would recognise the suspect in future". After he had removed the photo the blonde said, "We'd soon catch him, he's only got one eye". "Look", said the sergeant patiently, "the photo of him is taken from the side, in profile, of course he's got two eyes".

He called in the second blonde, repeated the procedure with her and, when he'd removed the photo, she said, "That's easy, we'd trace him in no time because he's only got one ear". The sergeant said, somewhat testily, "Don't be silly, the photo is of him in profile, from the side, of course he's got two ears!"

He summoned the third blonde, repeated the procedure, then said, "I'm now going to remove the photo, I want you to think carefully and don't give me any stupid answers". The girl pon

2007-05-15 02:23:53 · 3 answers · asked by Iris 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I love it!!!!!

2007-05-15 02:23:50 · 15 answers · asked by Evey 6 in Polls & Surveys