death in the family...star if funny...xx?

Question

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

Answer 1

good joke but aren blondes just beautiful

Answer 2

A police sergeant was training three blonde recruits in observation and detection. He called the first blonde in and said, "I'm going to show you a photograph of a suspect for a few seconds then, when I remove it, I want you to tell me how you would recognise the suspect in future". After he had removed the photo the blonde said, "We'd soon catch him, he's only got one eye". "Look", said the sergeant patiently, "the photo of him is taken from the side, in profile, of course he's got two eyes".

He called in the second blonde, repeated the procedure with her and, when he'd removed the photo, she said, "That's easy, we'd trace him in no time because he's only got one ear". The sergeant said, somewhat testily, "Don't be silly, the photo is of him in profile, from the side, of course he's got two ears!"

He summoned the third blonde, repeated the procedure, then said, "I'm now going to remove the photo, I want you to think carefully and don't give me any stupid answers". The girl pondered for some time, then said, "We would be able to identify him because he's wearing contact lenses". "That's amazing", said the sergeant, "the suspect does indeed wear contact lenses but how could you deduce that when it's not obvious from the photo?" "Well," replied the blonde, "I knew he couldn't wear ordinary glasses because he's only got one eye and one ear!"

Answer 3

could desire to be for various motives. between the excuses people could concern this is the certainty that dying could additionally comprise discomfort counting on your subject. I.e. getting shot, automobile crash, severe ailment, the probability is limitless. yet one extra reason could desire to be the phobia of the unknown. no one is acquainted with what dying is like, if there is something after dying, and so on. so fearing this is probably surprisingly effortless besides. yet one extra reason is faith. many faiths, as you likely comprehend, communicate of Heaven and Hell maximum of people could concern that besides. I, individually, was fearful of dying via discomfort that could desire to be linked with it and it in basic terms was a surprisingly scare thought thinking approximately how i could be, nicely, ineffective. each little thing i've got ever nicely-known disappearing in a 2nd. Now i actual do no longer care. dying is a factor of life and it in basic terms fairly would not look so undesirable to me anymore for different motives. dying advance into, is, and continuously would be a factor of life so people will could desire to settle for it at one time or yet another.

Answer 4

Typical blonde

Answer 5

hahaha... 1 star 4 u

Answer 6

This joke is funny to me, it is not 'lol' funny but it does definitely give a smile.

Answer 7

haha very funny star for u

Answer 8

Good one LOL

Answer 9

Very funny !!

Answer 10

yep that would be a blond
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