Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought "I don't f*ck**g think so."
2007-05-15 02:29:16 · 17 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tremendous joke Shakespeare! A literary masterpiece - and very funny too! A sparkling star for your uproarious mirthfulness!
2007-05-15 06:52:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a star 4 u
2007-05-15 05:01:45 · answer #2 · answered by osama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually speaking we are spirit souls occupying physical bodies. Spirit soul is beyond gender, it is neither male or female. But when it takes on physical body it becomes male or female. It is subjected to duality, heat-cold, joy-sorrow, honor-dishonor, up-down, etc. So as long as we think we are this body, mind, intelligence and ego, then we are experiencing duality in life.
2016-04-01 02:10:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A police sergeant was training three blonde recruits in observation and detection. He called the first blonde in and said, "I'm going to show you a photograph of a suspect for a few seconds then, when I remove it, I want you to tell me how you would recognise the suspect in future". After he had removed the photo the blonde said, "We'd soon catch him, he's only got one eye". "Look", said the sergeant patiently, "the photo of him is taken from the side, in profile, of course he's got two eyes".
He called in the second blonde, repeated the procedure with her and, when he'd removed the photo, she said, "That's easy, we'd trace him in no time because he's only got one ear". The sergeant said, somewhat testily, "Don't be silly, the photo is of him in profile, from the side, of course he's got two ears!"
He summoned the third blonde, repeated the procedure, then said, "I'm now going to remove the photo, I want you to think carefully and don't give me any stupid answers". The girl pondered for some time, then said, "We would be able to identify him because he's wearing contact lenses". "That's amazing", said the sergeant, "the suspect does indeed wear contact lenses but how could you deduce that when it's not obvious from the photo?" "Well," replied the blonde, "I knew he couldn't wear ordinary glasses because he's only got one eye and one ear!"
2007-05-15 02:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes! Funny! Very good.
2007-05-15 02:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by foxyverger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for once the princess actually had brains
2007-05-15 03:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasn't that an advert on tv for something years ago? or something very similar
2007-05-15 07:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by tennantsbiatchsokeepurmittsoff! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!! i like the froggy food description
2007-05-15 02:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL jokes
2007-05-15 05:21:50 · answer #9 · answered by RuNa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny!
you get a star
2007-05-15 08:43:16 · answer #10 · answered by Smile-for-me :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋