A priest from Topeka, Kansas named Michael Power is the nicest guy you'll ever meet. He never got into trouble in his whole life. One day, a tornado ripped through Topeka. It left minor damages on houses, no damages to the church, but totally destroyed Father Power's house. "Why God? Why did it have to be my house?" prayed Power. Well the answer to this question is that Power's house number was 666.
2007-05-15 01:55:02 · 29 answers · asked by Yahoo Man 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
666 is the number that stands for Satan
2007-05-15 02:00:14 · update #1
A police sergeant was training three blonde recruits in observation and detection. He called the first blonde in and said, "I'm going to show you a photograph of a suspect for a few seconds then, when I remove it, I want you to tell me how you would recognise the suspect in future". After he had removed the photo the blonde said, "We'd soon catch him, he's only got one eye". "Look", said the sergeant patiently, "the photo of him is taken from the side, in profile, of course he's got two eyes".
He called in the second blonde, repeated the procedure with her and, when he'd removed the photo, she said, "That's easy, we'd trace him in no time because he's only got one ear". The sergeant said, somewhat testily, "Don't be silly, the photo is of him in profile, from the side, of course he's got two ears!"
He summoned the third blonde, repeated the procedure, then said, "I'm now going to remove the photo, I want you to think carefully and don't give me any stupid answers". The girl pondered for some time, then said, "We would be able to identify him because he's wearing contact lenses". "That's amazing", said the sergeant, "the suspect does indeed wear contact lenses but how could you deduce that when it's not obvious from the photo?" "Well," replied the blonde, "I knew he couldn't wear ordinary glasses because he's only got one eye and one ear!"
2007-05-15 02:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Wasn't the first part kind of stolen from Simpson's and the episode where a tornado destroys nothing but Ned Flanders' house?
2007-05-23 04:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by Unkka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely, in his all-knowingness, God would have known that the house belonged to a priest instead of having to look at the house no.? I guess I'm just too logical to appreciate this joke.
2007-05-23 01:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by Sandy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually 669 stands for satan
2007-05-22 11:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by strawberryred 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Police sargeant test joke is funnier.
2007-05-22 21:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hot topeka...
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hot topeka..
hot toe picker!
2007-05-22 02:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by Digz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't his being a priest make up for it? If not, too bad.
2007-05-22 20:08:00 · answer #7 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a funny joke.
2007-05-23 05:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by Tellin' U Da Truth! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty lame sorry! it reads like an article in the paper.!
2007-05-15 09:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god... that priest lied... his house is in Michigan... i know him ... i really know him
2007-05-23 07:34:51 · answer #10 · answered by unKn0wn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋