Entertainment & Music - 11 April 2007

2007-04-11 03:59:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Personally i do i would rather listen to anything else!

2007-04-11 03:59:01 · 23 answers · asked by Mikey 3 in Music

I've only heard a little of his work but feel I should hear more.

2007-04-11 03:58:14 · 22 answers · asked by Dunrobin 6 in Music

Excitement

2007-04-11 03:57:25 · 10 answers · asked by ♥NEVAR♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 03:57:04 · 3 answers · asked by dazzydar 1 in Television

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

2007-04-11 03:56:54 · 17 answers · asked by sweetthing82376 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone care?

2007-04-11 03:56:03 · 33 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 03:55:14 · 1 answers · asked by Questionable 1 in Music

2007-04-11 03:54:00 · 14 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

on bet.

2007-04-11 03:53:28 · 8 answers · asked by ciara d 1 in Celebrities

May you recommend better bands? What's your favorite song (preferably rock/alternative rock/brit rock) of all time? (so I may download it... hahaha) Thanks!

2007-04-11 03:51:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anthony 2 in Music

2007-04-11 03:51:55 · 13 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 03:51:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

simple question people. i feel sory for you if you don't answer this, because it's such an easy one.

2007-04-11 03:51:42 · 12 answers · asked by tillbaka i tiden 4 in Polls & Surveys

The music and concerts were the best. You could buy a used muscle car for $2000 all day long and it was in great condition. Gas was a buck. I even liked the old cheezy TV shows and all the wild bright colors.

2007-04-11 03:51:22 · 10 answers · asked by Frankie 4 in Television

2007-04-11 03:50:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you think persian kings told their people" we, the greatest superpower in the world, will invade Sparta to control all of the trade in the Mediterranean because we are a greedy bunch and because we can, and because our leader is a mad idiot who wants to continue the mad war of his bloody father"?
Or do you think they said " Our God leader who receives direct divine inspiration from heaven will lead us in a winning and just war against the evil and barbaric Spartans. We are the good, and the Spartans are the bad and if you do not believe that you are an unpatriotic filth"

Do you think a Persian citizen then could ever believe that he actually belongs to the a greedy super power? Do you think he/she would ever consider that maybe the Spartans, their religion, their customs and their values aren't as bad as everybody says? That maybe their stand against a super power despite their weakness makes them some form of heroes?!!
Doesn't the past shed light on the present?

2007-04-11 03:50:11 · 10 answers · asked by bunkushbunkush 3 in Movies

2007-04-11 03:49:49 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

3 old ladies where sitting on a bench feeding the birds when a man in a long trench coat jumped out and flashed them.

Well all the old ladies had not seen such a thing in years,and their blood pressure goes through the roof.

The 1st old lady has a stroke.

The 2nd old lady lets out a gasp and also has a stroke.

However the 3rd old lady didn't have a stroke as she was sitting too far away and couldn't reach.

lol star if funny

2007-04-11 03:49:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.


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*Sick Days*

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.

If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.


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*Personal Days*

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.


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*Toilet Use*

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.

At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.

After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category".

Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy!

You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.


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*Lunch Break*

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.


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*Mails*

Don't read junk and forwarded mails.


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The Management.

2007-04-11 03:49:05 · 8 answers · asked by tinta 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I would like to with drew barrymore cause she is so cool and down to earth or old rockstars like david crosby, robert plant, eric clapton, etc.!

2007-04-11 03:48:08 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 03:47:34 · 31 answers · asked by Mikey 1 in Celebrities

2007-04-11 03:47:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is it true joey jordason is the 2nd quickest drummer in the world?naz wat a mate sed not sure though,also who's the quickest drummer ever?

2007-04-11 03:46:59 · 12 answers · asked by Rob (the rock kid) 1 in Music

2007-04-11 03:46:35 · 52 answers · asked by mz boho 3 in Celebrities

it really makes them look stupid in my oppinion

2007-04-11 03:46:09 · 22 answers · asked by ♪N♀.♫ReF∟eCt↨♀n§!▲!!☼™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 03:45:25 · 19 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

Does one tickle ones fancy?

2007-04-11 03:44:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-11 03:44:42 · 15 answers · asked by pvswimmer007 1 in Jokes & Riddles

could this be a good thing? lol

2007-04-11 03:44:42 · 9 answers · asked by ♥fungirl♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys