Entertainment & Music - 12 April 2007

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silly joke: What a rip-off?

I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying: "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions."
Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just hadda buy one.
Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of my wife, and found that I had just purchased an expensive book about Chess.

2007-04-12 23:59:49 · 8 answers · asked by ari-pup 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Which superpower would you choose; invisibility or flight? Why?

2007-04-12 23:59:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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In what state is Gettysburg (The battle of Gettysburg)?

2007-04-12 23:57:59 · 14 answers · asked by jc 2 in Polls & Surveys

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HELP !!!, I just found out My pet Rock is Stoned, should i make him go cold turkey ?

2007-04-12 23:57:39 · 22 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever brought food to work but you forgot to bring any eating utensils?

did you eat with your hands?

2007-04-12 23:55:59 · 14 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Coffee Anyone?

If So,Wheres your Coffee Mug?

2007-04-12 23:55:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Joke about sick leave ........?

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
She replied, "Home, I can't work in the dark."

2007-04-12 23:55:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Unique word and names....?

2007-04-12 23:55:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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if i stuck my finger in your...?

light socket, would i get electrocuted?

2007-04-12 23:55:08 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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the songs you really hate?

give me 5 of your hatred songs that you never want to hear.

2007-04-12 23:54:54 · 10 answers · asked by zoey 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone on here have like a really bad crush on another Y/A user?

That just makes you smile when you see them around?
Ya know like a lickle kid, sitting on a swing feet swaying, avoiding eye contact but checking all the time to see if there looking??? lol. xx

Who is it, he/she? Go 'wan be brave... its the weekend soon enough, plenty of time to drink to forget the madness!!!

2007-04-12 23:54:13 · 35 answers · asked by Whatever. 3 in Polls & Surveys

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