Entertainment & Music - 13 April 2007

men, or women?

what are you tired of hearing?

2007-04-13 23:59:15 · 4 answers · asked by lil' angel 6 in Polls & Surveys

I need to know the names of some of the old double feature grindhouse films.Thanks.

2007-04-13 23:58:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Its been 10 yrs, we are each others 1st love. She got sick of waiting for me to propose, I was going to do it soon and ive got a ring. She knows this, and ive told her how much she means to me. Im a Taurus and she is a Sagitarius, any free advice would be good thanks. She has told me she doesnt love me any more!! I am finding it near impossible to just move on, she is my world it just sucks that i havent shown her that recently, its just so easy to start taking things for granted after 10 yrs though!!

2007-04-13 23:57:35 · 11 answers · asked by N. Andrews 2 in Horoscopes

2007-04-13 23:56:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The priest in a small Irish village loved the coock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

2007-04-13 23:55:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-13 23:53:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 23:52:42 · 6 answers · asked by August lmagination 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Are you a Limited Edition, Special Edition or Best Buy.

2007-04-13 23:48:13 · 31 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yessir.
(Hangs up. Condi enters.)
Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
(cont..)

2007-04-13 23:46:08 · 13 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Jokes & Riddles

that gives you the feeling that you're sitting next to the person you love right now?

2007-04-13 23:43:52 · 18 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which kind of Alice would you like if you got a chance to have one? and why?

Which class would you prefer?
Somatic,Latent, Technical, Special, or Dangerous ability type class...

Domo arigatou gozaimasu... For answering the questions above.

2007-04-13 23:35:02 · 8 answers · asked by Kiyura 4 in Comics & Animation

of human being

2007-04-13 23:29:26 · 16 answers · asked by Gladys L 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 23:26:48 · 15 answers · asked by lushpoppy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 23:22:04 · 7 answers · asked by ari-pup 7 in Jokes & Riddles

A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.

"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on"

"Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?"

"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."

2007-04-13 23:19:31 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly
irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how
horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could
have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his
friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so
terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.

On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did
you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife
in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the
gun on himself!"


"That`s awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse." How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "Could it
have been worse?"


"Well," replied Frank, "If it happened the night before, I`d
be dead now!"

2007-04-13 23:18:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the lyrics are -

"you took me outside and your one little kiss blew my mind"

it appears in the Volvo "Destination Life" Commercial

I really would like an answer as soon as possible, thanks alot guys!

2007-04-13 23:09:34 · 3 answers · asked by lessi 2 in Music

I just love Con air, Armageddon, Snatch and Pulp Fiction and have seen them hundreds of times.

2007-04-13 23:04:24 · 22 answers · asked by Chelsea Shrimper 6 in Movies

I do, they make me soooo horny!!!

2007-04-13 23:01:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was just wondering.The people on the show usually live in really small houses that,of course,the team knock down and build a mansion in its place which is really nice.But tell me who pays for the electricity etc that a place that size is going to use.

2007-04-13 22:38:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I heard a rumor...any truth to this? I just wonder...I am still on season 2 watching this show..

2007-04-13 22:30:54 · 3 answers · asked by cutegirlin_tn 5 in Television

I just want to stay under the covers all day, but I might get bored......................

2007-04-13 22:30:44 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which one did you like better?

2007-04-13 22:30:37 · 28 answers · asked by Speedy 6 in Polls & Surveys

anything at all.

2007-04-13 22:26:21 · 37 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 22:26:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 22:24:46 · 23 answers · asked by annie 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 22:23:42 · 25 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

Friends or the Internet?

2007-04-13 22:23:38 · 20 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which did you like better? I liked both, but would have to pick Journey.

2007-04-13 22:23:35 · 15 answers · asked by Speedy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know of a Spanish song that says something that SOUNDS like Senswah (just sounds like that, not spelled like that) and then says the word Sexy in English? It's an upbeat song...have no clue what it's called or who sings it.

2007-04-13 22:19:50 · 4 answers · asked by Dezz 2 in Music