The priest in a small Irish village loved the coock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
2007-04-13 23:55:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PLEASE GIVE A STAR IF YOU LIKE IT
2007-04-14 00:21:38 · update #1
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-04-14 00:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirty,dirty 10/10
2007-04-14 00:22:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha thats really good.
2007-04-14 00:28:50 · answer #3 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what?
why a goat?
2007-04-14 00:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why a goat??
2007-04-14 00:54:45 · answer #5 · answered by ***32 characters to work with*** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋