A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.
"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on"
"Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."
2007-04-13 23:19:31 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
ROFL
LMAO
heehee :D
2007-04-14 01:23:58 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Bella♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny just reword sensitive area and shooting of a dog, maybe shoot the man for taking a little dog to do the job of a elephant.
2007-04-14 06:26:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That some Bad Chihuahua, huh? LOL. LOL.
2007-04-14 08:14:35 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snatch & grab, Ouch, Brilliant,10/10+twinkle. xx
2007-04-14 09:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol really funny i bet all the chihuahua owners are madd
2007-04-14 07:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! lol! 10!
2007-04-14 07:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um.... okey honestly this one was a little bit fun cause I don't get the point with shooting the chihuahua ;) Hahahah
2007-04-14 06:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by Made in Sweden ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
another great one lol 10/10
2007-04-15 01:19:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, brilliant, I love it
2007-04-14 08:40:23 · answer #9 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaah that was funny. he wants to protect himself by shooting the chihuaha. that was good.
2007-04-14 11:05:05 · answer #10 · answered by Melanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao luvvin the joke - keep em coming :)
2007-04-15 15:20:34 · answer #11 · answered by wheelie bin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋