Entertainment & Music - 8 April 2007

Patient: "Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out."


Doctor: "That's easy. Eat sh it."

2007-04-08 23:59:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-08 23:59:34 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I recently was lucky enough to spend some time in a recording studio to record a song for a funeral. After listening to my own vioce i hated it more than ever.Everyone has been telling me how good it is but i hear nothing but flaws in my voice. People say i must have tallent because i was given a schollarship for singing lessons at school by my principal. I don't know whether people are bieng serious or don't want to hurt my feeling. Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-08 23:58:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A Blonde is suspicious that her boyfriend is cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. That same day, she goes over to her boyfriend's house and, sure enough, finds him in the arms of a redhead. She pulls the gun out of her purse, but suddenly stricken with grief, puts it to her own head.

Her boyfriend yells, "Honey, don't do it!"

To which she replies, "Shut up! ....You're next

2007-04-08 23:57:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-08 23:57:09 · 24 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 23:55:58 · 9 answers · asked by reasons 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 23:55:40 · 20 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

One banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, four....
Four bananas make a bunch
And so do many more.

Over hills and highways the banana buggies go -
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The Banana Split Show!

What were the Banana Splits names??
Fleagle, Snorky...i'm missing 2 others I think!

2007-04-08 23:55:30 · 5 answers · asked by deg8158 2 in Television

2007-04-08 23:52:15 · 37 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 23:51:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 23:51:17 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love Kitkats.

2007-04-08 23:48:54 · 26 answers · asked by Sea Eagle 6 in Polls & Surveys

now knowing where your pillow went

2007-04-08 23:47:37 · 13 answers · asked by reasons 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 23:42:50 · 46 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 23:41:43 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 23:38:33 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Just in general...

2007-04-08 23:34:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 23:29:30 · 36 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-qI_TZoVKc&mode=related&search=

2007-04-08 23:27:11 · 8 answers · asked by ccbabyo 2 in Music

2007-04-08 23:20:28 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

you are here, no?!!

2007-04-08 23:18:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 23:17:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There are some packs of penguins in the north pole and one penguin come out of a pack and saw in a nother pack a baby penguin criying and he sed to the bayby whats rong and the baby says Ive lost my father I cant find him and the other penguin sed ho dont' worry whats he look like. was that funny?

2007-04-08 23:12:57 · 12 answers · asked by philip k 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-08 23:12:06 · 29 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

i want to know career wise and marriage related aspect

2007-04-08 23:11:17 · 13 answers · asked by faisal B 1 in Horoscopes

Satan was complaining bitterly to God:

“You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people would have to struggle every day, fight against their innate wishes and desires, and deal with all sorts of losses, grief, disasters, and catastrophes. Yet people worship and adore you. People fight, get arrested, and cheat each other, and I get blamed, even when it is not my fault. Sure, I’m not perfect, but give me a break. Can’t you do something to make them stop blaming me?”

And so God created lawyers.

2007-04-08 23:09:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-08 23:09:01 · 6 answers · asked by Angel Girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw that it was so beautiful.

Saint Peter came by; the woman said to him “This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?”

“You have to spell a word”, Saint Peter told her.

“Which word?” the woman asked.

“Love.”

The woman correctly spelled “Love” and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven
About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

“I’m surprised to see you,” the woman said. “How have you been?” “Oh, I’ve been doing pretty well since you died,” her husband told her. “I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion.

2007-04-08 23:04:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian

In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,

2007-04-08 23:00:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-08 22:58:35 · 71 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys