Entertainment & Music - 8 April 2007

2007-04-08 22:58:35 · 15 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 22:58:14 · 5 answers · asked by marc p 1 in Jokes & Riddles

There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over for
speeding, the cop asks,” can I see your license and registration
please!”

The blonde responds, “license and registration what is that?”

The cop respnds,” you will find your license in your purse and
registration in your glove compartment.”

The cop gets the license and registration and goes back to the car,
and he calls dispatcher and reports it. The dispatcher replies,”
this wouldnt be a blonde in a ferrari would it?” The cop replies,”
yes it is.” The dispatcher says, “go back to her car and
drop your
p**(ts.”

The cop responds back,”I cant do that!” The dispatcher says, “trust
me, just do it!” then the cop replies,”ok whatever you say!”

So he walks back to her car, and drops his p**ts. The blonde turns
around and says, “oh no, not another breathalizer test!”

2007-04-08 22:57:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The blonde reported for her University final examination which
consists of “yes/no” type questions.

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question
paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her
purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking
the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an
hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it
out.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the
coin, swearing and sweating
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.

“I finished the exam in half and hour. But, she says, I am
rechecking my answers!”

2007-04-08 22:55:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Q: Why did the blonde take some bread to the Toilet?
A: Because she wanted to feed the Toilet Duck

Q: Why was the blonde staring at the Orange juice?
A: Because it said Concentrate.

2007-04-08 22:53:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-08 22:44:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions:

Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said. . .
"Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down!"

2007-04-08 22:37:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

how do you like your weiners?

2007-04-08 22:29:44 · 23 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4 in Polls & Surveys

what happened with that person?

2007-04-08 22:22:30 · 15 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4 in Polls & Surveys

And a red Kitchen Aide stand mixer when we reach level seven?

2007-04-08 22:22:13 · 19 answers · asked by LadyZania 7 in Polls & Surveys

what year, or what time in your life...

2007-04-08 22:20:24 · 25 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 22:19:18 · 23 answers · asked by xoxo 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 22:17:41 · 21 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4 in Polls & Surveys

WHY WONT YOU PPL STOP ME FROM WATCHING THOSE MOVIES!!!!!!????????
I CANT EVEN SLEEP IM SO SCARED!!!!!!
WWWHHHYYY?????

2007-04-08 22:16:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Any special reaaons why?

(If you live in one other than you were born in, pick a third one, duh.)

2007-04-08 22:15:52 · 26 answers · asked by Fred the Crotchenator 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 22:14:48 · 19 answers · asked by bumblecherry 5 in Polls & Surveys

ive just recovered from my first deleted account... im kinda sad but also have a sense of accomplishment!

2007-04-08 22:14:11 · 18 answers · asked by Little Girl 2 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 22:11:55 · 22 answers · asked by Cereal Killer 3 in Polls & Surveys

If you are, can you pick me up some parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme for my chicken soup please?

And some candy floss if they have any. Thanks.

2007-04-08 22:09:37 · 15 answers · asked by Freddy Benson 4 in Music

2007-04-08 22:09:33 · 22 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 22:03:57 · 27 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Seriously. I am sure she keeps getting thrown off by the Y!A Team but then just reapplies with a different email address so if we all ignore her and her questions, maybe she will get bored... What do you think?

2007-04-08 22:02:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm in bst right now

2007-04-08 21:59:39 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.The husband,
although very much in love,couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So,he said to his new wife,"Honey,I'll be right back."

"Where are you going,coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar,pretty face.I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said,"You want a beer,my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer,brands from 12
different countries:Germany,Holland, Japan,India,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was,"Yes,lollipop...but at the bar...you know...they
have frozen glasses."

He didn't get to finish the sentence,because the wife interrupted him
by saying,"You want a frozen glass, puppyface?"She took a huge beer
mug out of the freezer,so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said,....

2007-04-08 21:58:08 · 8 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Jokes & Riddles

1. A bangalow/house by the beach
2. A house in a city near the beach
3. On an island
4. In the middle of the city
5. In the woods
6. Other (pls specify)

I'm just wondering!

2007-04-08 21:56:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 21:54:13 · 15 answers · asked by Cereal Killer 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 21:53:03 · 18 answers · asked by Cereal Killer 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 21:52:21 · 14 answers · asked by Cereal Killer 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 21:35:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 21:20:43 · 29 answers · asked by afree 2 in Jokes & Riddles