In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian
In Computer Heaven:
The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.
In Computer Hell:
The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
2007-04-08 23:00:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well what can you say to that!
Very true, some days I think I`ve gone to hell!! ha ha ha.
10/10 *
Tink xxx
2007-04-09 05:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brings a smile to my face: The first two verses are quite good
But in computer heaven AMD should do the management and Microsoft just shouldn't be there
2007-04-08 23:06:33 · answer #2 · answered by nakedgun_2_5 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! I imagine that's about right! Love the jokes and keep posting, I'll keep an eye out for more of you!
And here's a star, as a token of my appreciation.
Thanks again, and keep posting great jokes!
2007-04-09 08:16:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2007-04-08 23:07:59 · answer #4 · answered by ashymojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10.
2007-04-08 23:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good were's Yahoo.Ha Ha
2007-04-08 23:05:16 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL-MAO! I don't remember dieing, but I think I am in hell.
2007-04-08 23:04:50 · answer #7 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2007-04-08 23:04:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-04-09 00:07:58 · answer #9 · answered by painkiller 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very gd pmfsl
2007-04-08 23:09:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋