After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw that it was so beautiful.
Saint Peter came by; the woman said to him “This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?”
“You have to spell a word”, Saint Peter told her.
“Which word?” the woman asked.
“Love.”
The woman correctly spelled “Love” and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven
About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
“I’m surprised to see you,” the woman said. “How have you been?” “Oh, I’ve been doing pretty well since you died,” her husband told her. “I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion.
2007-04-08 23:04:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?”
“You have to spell a word”, the woman told him.
“Which word?” her husband asked.
“Czechoslovakia.”
2007-04-08 23:04:25 · update #1
pmsl 10/10
2007-04-08 23:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet Revenge.Funny Ha Ha
2007-04-09 06:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, a womans scorn. good joke, 10/10
2007-04-09 06:11:32 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-04-09 06:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit predictable but worth a smile
2007-04-09 06:09:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is great hilarious 10/10
2007-04-09 06:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-04-09 06:09:17 · answer #7 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny karma
2007-04-09 06:08:46 · answer #8 · answered by waltzing matilda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajaja good one, he deserved that jajaja
She should've told him to spell "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" jajaja
2007-04-09 06:08:19 · answer #9 · answered by Rossy P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2007-04-09 12:13:21 · answer #10 · answered by Foolishness. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋