2007-04-11 03:44:42 · 15 answers · asked by pvswimmer007 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have a laugh on me
Who is the smarter sex?
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad
one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars,
the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that
we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for
the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely."
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And
look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head
in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle, immediately puts the cork back
in and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
2007-04-11 04:10:45 · answer #1 · answered by awana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nay. a day without PVC glue is a day wasted
or i guess a day without a clock is a day wasted because you won't know when the day begins / ends if you don't have a clock and are in a cave.
you could argue that "the day begins when i wake up and ends when i sleep" but i'd then tell you to eat that PVA glue
2007-04-11 03:46:57 · answer #2 · answered by (+_+) B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very true. Laughter is essential. If laughter is absent, how booooooooooooooring.
2007-04-11 03:57:42 · answer #3 · answered by taaha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True so true thats why I come on here to read the jokes and get a good laugh.
2007-04-11 03:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by Ash 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I can only get one person to laugh for a day.It was a good day.
2007-04-11 03:48:47 · answer #5 · answered by sharen d 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You won't get an argument from me on that score.
Laughter is aerobic, therapeutic, and just plain fun!
2007-04-11 04:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by Chrispy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you live in germany? Did you used to live in Pittsburgh?
2007-04-11 03:50:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree. I love to laugh.
2007-04-11 03:48:36 · answer #8 · answered by Ashley H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with that statement.... it takes less muscles to smile than to frown....
2007-04-11 03:50:29 · answer #9 · answered by Spiky 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya..i agree...what is so good in feeling moody all day?
2007-04-11 03:50:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋