A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
2007-04-11 03:56:54 · 17 answers · asked by sweetthing82376 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DAMN!!!!!!! i gotta remember dat
2007-04-11 04:01:01 · answer #1 · answered by leohemmings 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, indeedy, it's Funny! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-04-11 13:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard that one like a bazillion times.
2007-04-11 11:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by amanda. 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
this teacher is mean! but yes funny.
2007-04-11 11:04:10 · answer #4 · answered by Marissa L 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wonderful, still laughing, wooooooo i cant breath, BEST JOKE EVER. 700000/10
2007-04-11 11:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMFG! ROFLOL! That's the best joke I've heard this year!!!!!
2007-04-11 16:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by cyberjar88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good, what a brilliant child
2007-04-11 11:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by Olivia's Mama 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was funny a++ all the way!!
2007-04-11 11:00:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes and you got it!!!
2007-04-11 11:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by MT C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very bright & clever child!!!
A*****
2007-04-11 11:00:14 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope
2007-04-11 11:01:25 · answer #11 · answered by chickadEE 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋