Entertainment & Music - 10 March 2007

There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to their Mercedes vehicle.They were locked out so they were trying to get the door open with a close hanger. The 1st blonde said," You need to try harder. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

2007-03-10 23:02:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

2007-03-10 23:02:21 · 5 answers · asked by funny harazzer 1 in Jokes & Riddles

You should say:
Where and why you saw this particular movie
Who is acting in this movie
What happens in the movie
….. and why you like or dislike this movie
English professionals please help me answer this nicely.thanks

2007-03-10 23:02:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

in that edited version of that song, a part of says "take a little (censored). chew a little (censored). smoke a little (censored). drink a little beer." do you guys have any idea about the title of the song that i had mentioneed?

2007-03-10 23:02:06 · 3 answers · asked by ianlopez1115 3 in Music

I need pics of a cute blue-eyed child actress for my rollplaying profile on myspace ... if anyone know an actress like that ... :D you know what to do ... LOL!

2007-03-10 23:01:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

hi can anyone tell me how to cut bits from a song to use as a ringtone ie... the chorus thank you

2007-03-10 23:00:29 · 8 answers · asked by lucifers_lovechild666 1 in Music

.......called 867-5309 it wasn't Jenny....guess you can't always believe what you read on the washroom wall.

2007-03-10 23:00:22 · 14 answers · asked by HarveyB 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 23:00:17 · 7 answers · asked by abi 1 in Celebrities

Do you end the friendship to make your future-spouse happy? Why or why not?

2007-03-10 22:59:47 · 24 answers · asked by Miss D 7 in Polls & Surveys

What would be happening in it today....???


For me its raining today and I just loveeeeeeeeeeee the rain..its gorgeous

2007-03-10 22:59:43 · 21 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

my nan says the lyrics are:
"too many broken hearts in the world"

2007-03-10 22:59:43 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Music

2007-03-10 22:58:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.

One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"

The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"

2007-03-10 22:57:52 · 17 answers · asked by funny harazzer 1 in Jokes & Riddles

For me, it was my hallmate last year who was a big Naruto fan. I said "What's so special about Naruto? Let me see that!" And now I can't hardly wait for March 15.
What about you?

2007-03-10 22:57:33 · 17 answers · asked by Ting 4 in Comics & Animation

what do i say to him when he gets here?

i kinda wanna be sarcastic....im really mad

2007-03-10 22:56:52 · 27 answers · asked by Oklahoma Economist 6 in Polls & Surveys

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

2007-03-10 22:55:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I think its really interesting to hear about horoscopes, and especially how people's personalities are affected by their birthday. One time I even had a reading done where they took my birth day and exact time and gave me a whole profile. But I don't understand the science or logic behind this!
Is there a scientific or rational explanation for why for example as a Gemini as someone who's born in May, I'm supposed to be talkative and indicisive for example...
(which are both true, LOL)

2007-03-10 22:54:40 · 12 answers · asked by acural7 1 in Horoscopes

I have recently come across an American singer, songwriter called Sufjan Stevens, a friend recommended him, and I found some of his work, and WOW, sends shivers down your spine type thing. So I was wondering who was the last group or artist, or indeed composer, that you discovered?

2007-03-10 22:54:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Do you like the italian actors Raoul Bova and the italian actress Monica Bellucci? II like the Raoul Bova films! And you? Goodbye of the Italy!

2007-03-10 22:54:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Every year, Bob goes hunting during bear season. One year, Bob goes hunting, and shoots a small brown bear. Then, the mother of that small brown bear comes up to him and says, " I'll give you two choices, I'll either kill you, or make love to you, but I won't let you go."

Bob thinks on this, and decides he wants to live, so the mother bear then makes love to him.

The next year, Bob goes hunting again, but this time, he shoots the mother bear that he was forced to make love to the year before. He shoots her, and her mother comes after Bob, and again, gives him the choice. "I will make love to you, or kill you, which will it be??"

Again, Bob makes love to a bear.

The next year, Bob goes once again for revenge, and kills the bear that he was forced to make love to the year before.

This time, her sister comes up to Bob and says, "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
I got it frm a website

2007-03-10 22:54:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-10 22:53:41 · 4 answers · asked by johnc 4 in Jokes & Riddles

My fav would have to be Glory. Seen it in history class and several times at home. If you havent seen Glory you need to asap!

2007-03-10 22:52:40 · 2 answers · asked by Moore55 4 in Movies

They went to sea in a sieve, they did,
In a sieve they went to sea;
Inspite of all their friends would say,
On a winters morn, on a stormy day,
In a sieve they went to sea...

This is posted in polls, to see how may of you can write rhymes!

2007-03-10 22:52:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anybody watch BBC America? and whats the best show?

2007-03-10 22:51:20 · 4 answers · asked by Alex C 1 in Television

Why or why not?

2007-03-10 22:50:53 · 22 answers · asked by Miss D 7 in Polls & Surveys

she's everyhing he wants
she's everything he needs
she's everything inside of you that you wish you could be
she says all the right things at exactly the right time
but she means nothing to you and you don't know why...



that's all i can think of...does anyone know who sings this and what it's called? it's an older song..i'd say 90s?

2007-03-10 22:50:34 · 5 answers · asked by Lisa 1 in Music

I used to go to school with a girl who looked exactly like Squidward from Sponge Bob Squarepants!!

Same size nose and facial expression!!

2007-03-10 22:50:25 · 19 answers · asked by Moofie's Mom 6 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-10 22:49:53 · 3 answers · asked by Webby boy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 22:49:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think she faked her own death (even her son Daniel's) since there are no answers to how she died and having a closed casket asb well....why? No one REALLY knows if she was in that coffin or not. I really believe she is still alive and doesn't want anyone to know this. I think she's fed up with the celeb publicity. She took her millions and now she's running with it.

2007-03-10 22:48:42 · 23 answers · asked by Debbie R 1 in Celebrities