Entertainment & Music - 10 March 2007

Loved husband:
I write this letter to you to say that I have decided to leave you, for the good of us both. I have been a good woman for you these seven years, and nevertheless I cannot say nothing good that has touched me.

These last two weeks have been hell: Today your boss called to tell me that you have resigned your job and that was the latest that I could support.

Last week, you came home and you did not mention anything about my haircut, nor of the adjustment of my nails; I cooked your favorite food and I put on a new nightgown for you, but when you arrived home, you ate in two minutes andwent straight to the bed after watching a game of soccer.

You never say to me that you love me, so either you are deceiving me with another woman or no longer want to be with me.
Anyway, I want to go and I’m leaving you.
P.S. You do not try to look for to me.
I’m leaving with your dear brother Carlos.
Have a good day
Your Ex--wife.

2007-03-10 23:18:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Plain Jane or Naughty Nancy ??

2007-03-10 23:18:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Surrendered you’re all to someone =D...

2007-03-10 23:18:06 · 21 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 23:17:28 · 8 answers · asked by SARAH R 1 in Music

When J. Howard Marshall died, Anna Nicole Smith cremated his
remains. Yet in the deaths of Daniel Smith and Anna Nicole
Smith there was no cremation. It was the decision of Howard K
Smith, who is of the jewish faith. Judaism prohibits cremation.
He convinced Anna Nicole Smith. Anna Nicole Smith was on the
verge of converting to Judaism as Marilyn Monroe had done on
her marriage to playwright Arthur Miller. Anna Nicole Smith and
Howard K Stern were planning their marriage.
I hope that Dannielynn Stern-Smith is raised as a jewish girl.

2007-03-10 23:16:20 · 15 answers · asked by susan B 1 in Celebrities

better then all the rest! ...=)

2007-03-10 23:15:25 · 18 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 23:14:57 · 4 answers · asked by television 1 in Movies

I've made a tent in the lounge for my kids and we're having a jungle theme. When I marched the teddys in I made the elephant noise, then the tiger and the lion noises but when I marched the giraffe in I said knock knock on the tent door because I didn't know what to say!!

2007-03-10 23:14:46 · 17 answers · asked by jeeps 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 23:14:31 · 7 answers · asked by ? 4 in Television

if i drop by on yahoo answers 10 years later =D...

just wondering!

2007-03-10 23:14:25 · 9 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

what has she done in her career that is so good?

2007-03-10 23:14:16 · 11 answers · asked by Louie 1 in Celebrities

you should be sleeping in......

i have to work in an hour

2007-03-10 23:14:16 · 24 answers · asked by Oklahoma Economist 6 in Polls & Surveys

or do you have a celebritiy cousin or something like that???

2007-03-10 23:12:24 · 10 answers · asked by Okano-Irl 5 in Celebrities

what was it and did you have special reason to do it?

2007-03-10 23:11:37 · 20 answers · asked by lynn 5 in Polls & Surveys

to add a little fiction in yoir life?

2007-03-10 23:11:32 · 15 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

It happend like this not from the beggining but : A woman boarded a train without a ticket and when the seciurity asks her for her ticket a men says that she is with him. He was with his pregnant wife. The two women starts talking and the wife of the gentleman tells her to try on her wedding ring. An accident happens and she survived but unlike to the pregnant woman and her husband dies in this tragic accedent. The man's relatives think that the woman is his wife becuase she had his ring on. They never seen his wife, but then they begin to suspect as he liked them blonde and not with tanned skin. Later she marries his brother and I Think she tells them that she wasn't his wife.
Sorry its a bit long and complicated!

2007-03-10 23:11:26 · 5 answers · asked by twiinklex 2 in Movies

2007-03-10 23:09:50 · 15 answers · asked by prez 5 in Polls & Surveys

defently metallica for me how about you guys

2007-03-10 23:09:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i thought it was a little funny..
but my friends thought it was roflwaffle!
what im i not seeing so funny about the movie?
im a unmature or more mature or sumein?

2007-03-10 23:09:33 · 6 answers · asked by fhilipinocake 1 in Movies

2007-03-10 23:09:15 · 8 answers · asked by wookin pa nub 6 in Polls & Surveys

in order my top 3:
cradle of filth-tonight in flames
slipknot-bitchslap
jet-are you gonna be my girl


beat them

2007-03-10 23:08:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-10 23:08:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We took an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country was looking for work the next day!"

2007-03-10 23:08:12 · 11 answers · asked by funny harazzer 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-10 23:07:44 · 13 answers · asked by konstanlne 1 in Polls & Surveys

test his cars suspension??

2007-03-10 23:07:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 23:06:20 · 9 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 23:05:29 · 12 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for some courage."

"No problem" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?" Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.., Well.., Well.., I need a brain." "Done" says the Wizard.

"Who comes next before the Great Wizard?" Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."

"I've heard it's true" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY!?"

And Bill replies - "Is Dorothy around?"

2007-03-10 23:04:24 · 9 answers · asked by funny harazzer 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Did u see the scene with Pamela Anderson at the end OMG LMFAOOOOO I can't believe he did that LOL

2007-03-10 23:04:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

can you answer this because im interested how many people actually got their dream job

2007-03-10 23:03:27 · 7 answers · asked by Pastinie 3 in Polls & Surveys