Loved husband:
I write this letter to you to say that I have decided to leave you, for the good of us both. I have been a good woman for you these seven years, and nevertheless I cannot say nothing good that has touched me.
These last two weeks have been hell: Today your boss called to tell me that you have resigned your job and that was the latest that I could support.
Last week, you came home and you did not mention anything about my haircut, nor of the adjustment of my nails; I cooked your favorite food and I put on a new nightgown for you, but when you arrived home, you ate in two minutes andwent straight to the bed after watching a game of soccer.
You never say to me that you love me, so either you are deceiving me with another woman or no longer want to be with me.
Anyway, I want to go and I’m leaving you.
P.S. You do not try to look for to me.
I’m leaving with your dear brother Carlos.
Have a good day
Your Ex--wife.
2007-03-10 23:18:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You do not know what joy has caused to me to receive your letter.
It is the truth that you and I been we have married 7 years, although that does not mean that you have been a good woman.
All the opposite.
You will see… I see so many soccers match to drown the boredom that your constant complaints and bad attitudes cause to me.
What pain that it did not work, our marriage because I loved to you.
Clear that I noticed that you had cut the hair and the first thing that came to me at the top it was: F**k, She looks like a man!"...
but my mother taught to me that if I cannot say something good of anybody, he is better not to say anything at all.
When you cooked my favorite plate, you must have confused me with my brother, because I haven’t eaten pork for the last 7 years.
I went to sleep when you put on that nightgown, because the label with the price still was stuck to the article and the coincidence that my brother borrowed 50 euros that same dayand the nightgown was marked
2007-03-10 23:19:04 · update #1
49.99.
Despite this I still love you, I still thought that we could solve our problems, so when I discovered that I had been the only winner of the loto for ten million, I resigned my job to have all my time for you and, in addition I bought two tickets for Jamaica.
But when I arrived home, you already had left. Everything happens for a good reason, I hope that you have the life that you always wished.
My lawyer says that thanks to the letter that you left me, you will not receive one cent so Look after your self
.P.S.
Ah, I’m not if at some point I told this to you before, but my brother, Carlos when he was born, he was called Carla.
I trust that this will not be a problem for you.
Signed, Rich and Free!
2007-03-10 23:19:27 · update #2
HA HA! Sounds good in English, but as a Latin I think sounds a little better in Spanish. 8 out of 10.
2007-03-10 23:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by Javy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, it's funny! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2007-03-13 18:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurtful and interesting joke! I like it very much....
2007-03-11 07:38:19 · answer #3 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny.
2007-03-11 07:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by diamond 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good One!!! I'd give you my 100 stars if i could!!!!!!!!
2007-03-11 07:27:30 · answer #5 · answered by anjali k 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2007-03-11 07:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by conan 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋