Entertainment & Music - 11 March 2007

Its a brain teaser,can u get it?

2007-03-11 23:59:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-11 23:58:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Yet someone can have a picture of their privates for everyone to see. Has the world gone mad?
Sorry you can't look at this harmless joke, but here's a picture of a pecker to get you by..........................................Ya.f**king.Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-11 23:57:54 · 11 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Jokes & Riddles

and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

2007-03-11 23:57:25 · 6 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-11 23:57:18 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-11 23:57:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

it was on 3 or 4 years ago,once a week and think it had a one name title. thanks in advance.

2007-03-11 23:56:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 23:56:56 · 18 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

SHAVEING THE HAIR OFF OF GOOSBERRIES
OR
KEEPING THE TIDE OUT WITH A FORK

2007-03-11 23:56:18 · 31 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

For everyone to have a nice Monday and tell me what they wish for.

2007-03-11 23:55:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 23:54:49 · 18 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 23:54:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A lot of people watch such shows, but what exactly do we get from them? Are the producers still doing double stunts? How do people audition for Survivor?

2007-03-11 23:54:25 · 1 answers · asked by thesurvivorbuff 1 in Television

it's 5:51 am and I am already ten points down for the day?

2007-03-11 23:53:25 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I get violated for the most innocent of Q's!

but today I see some guys penis on display!!

this is not the place for that !! Do you agree??

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2007-03-11 23:52:37 · 23 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 23:52:13 · 44 answers · asked by muppet 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 23:51:55 · 5 answers · asked by unnati 2 in Other - Entertainment

I know, I know! I can download them. Nah, I want to hold these in my HANDS. So, what'll it be?

2007-03-11 23:51:18 · 25 answers · asked by Sleek 7 in Polls & Surveys

paris hilton . 'stars r blind'
i know its lame
but fun lol
whats ur song or band?

2007-03-11 23:51:02 · 18 answers · asked by hannahBannana 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 23:50:27 · 3 answers · asked by rahul h 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-11 23:49:46 · 7 answers · asked by XéêèÑãß 4 in Polls & Surveys

Q: What was the first obsc*nity ever heard on television?
A: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

Q: What do you call a Flordia gyn*cologist?
A: A spreader of old wives' tails.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and scr*ws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.

Q: Why is it called S*X?
A: Because it's easier to spell than, "Uhhhhh - Oooohh - Ahhhhhh - AIIEEEEEEE!"

Q: What is the one negative side-effect of taking Viagra?
A: Men will be forced to make conversation for an hour before the pill kicks in.

Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.

2007-03-11 23:48:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My 8 year old son really loves rap music but I don't know much about it and was wanting him to continue with his own style if at all possible. maybe there is someone out there that can help.

2007-03-11 23:48:02 · 11 answers · asked by Grace S 3 in Music

what do u get if you cross an earthworm with a bee?

2007-03-11 23:46:46 · 2 answers · asked by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Someone like Prince Charles singing Anarchy in the UK-

Come on-see if you can better that and make me laugh on a Monday morning!!

2007-03-11 23:46:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

An Indian from a nearby reservation went to a wh*re house and knocked on the door. When the madam answered, he said, "Me want wom*n!" The Madam looks at him kind of funny and said, "You want a woman huh?" He replies, "Yes. Me want woman. Me got money."

"But do you have experience?" the madam asked. "Experience?" asked the Indian. "Have you done this before?" asked the madam. "No, but me want woman. Me got money," replied the Indian.

The madam laughed and said, "I'll tell you what honey - You go out into the forest over there and practice with the knotholes in those trees, and when you know what you're doing you come back and see me."

The Indian went out into the forest and found a knothole to practice. The next week he went back to the wh*rehouse and knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered, he exclaimed, "Me want woman. Me got experience!" So the Madam sent him upstairs with one of her girls.

2007-03-11 23:45:54 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

After a long discussion with a relative, I wanted to get another take on things. I don't believe in strict censoring of what my kids listen to. There are limits, of course. But on the whole I'm quite liberal about it. But according to said relative, the fact that I let my eight year old listen to Green Day, and let my five year old listen to My Chemical Romance makes me a bad parent, as it will ultimately turn them into little psychopaths when they are older. I, on the other hand, think that they shoulde be free to express their individual tastes in music, and enjoy what they like without fear of being pigeon-holed and stereotyped. I'd rather they were listening to 'real' music played on real instruments by bands that have a real feeling and passion for what they do, not overhyped manafactured garbage from some teenger from a reality show. What are your thoughts?

2007-03-11 23:45:04 · 7 answers · asked by Tish P 6 in Music

2007-03-11 23:44:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-11 23:44:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 23:43:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys