and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."
2007-03-11 23:57:25 · 6 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was some funny **** dude that was good
2007-03-12 00:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by brighterthanyou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha real funny, reminded me of this one....
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
2007-03-12 07:19:24 · answer #2 · answered by jooria 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Weak and fuzzy!
2007-03-12 07:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by jacquie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
burst out laughing!
2007-03-12 07:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-12 07:38:09 · answer #5 · answered by heartiful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-12 07:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by Charley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋