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Entertainment & Music - 11 March 2007

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I can't believe I just wasted 2 hours of my life on this crappy film.

2007-03-11 21:38:11 · 12 answers · asked by AL IS ON VACATION AND HAS NO PIC 5 in Movies

attacked by that GIANT penguin today? really? God he can fairly fight can't he! x

2007-03-11 21:37:40 · 19 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

That one was of the funniest movies i have ever seen..LOVED IT!

2007-03-11 21:37:33 · 3 answers · asked by sugar_n_spice 5 in Movies

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Top my joke (I'm not saying my joke's the funniest I've ever heard, just looking for ones to top it). Best joke gets the adoration of your friends and family... and ten plus points. Here goes:

The pope is working on a crossword puzzle. He turns to a cardinal seated next to him and says: "say, I need a four letter word for 'a kind of woman', ends in 'unt'?". The cardinal pauses for a moment then turns to the pope, "I believe the aunswer is 'aunt'." The pope says "aunt, yes, yes, of course. Aunt. Say, you wouldn't happen to have an eraser, would you?"

2007-03-11 21:36:57 · 17 answers · asked by mina_lumina 4 in Jokes & Riddles

read this poem, what do you think??







If you could catch a teardrop in the palm of your hand,


would you know the meaning,and understand,


that a teardrop is more than just an empty wetness upon your face,


It's the crying memories of a time, and place.


So if you happen to catch a teardrop in the palm of your hand, take a minute to think about this lost and lonely man.

2007-03-11 21:34:41 · 15 answers · asked by lando 3 in Polls & Surveys

This guy goes into a supermarket and this old lady is staring at him in a sad way. Through out the store the old lady is there wherever he turns! She is sad and still staring at him. Then the guy goes to purchase his things. The old lady is in front of him!

She says," My son died a few years ago. You look so much like him. On the way out of the store I'll wave and can you say "Bye Mom" for me?"

The guy feels sorry for her so he agrees.

As the lady waves, he shouts, "Bye Mom!".

When he is getting ringed up the cashier says, "That will be $567.65 sir."

He says, "How can it be that much? I'm only buying 7 things!"

The cashier replies, "Your mom said that you'd pay."

2007-03-11 21:33:37 · 15 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Any country.

2007-03-11 21:33:00 · 4 answers · asked by SidBridge 6 in Polls & Surveys

My name is jaykesh Biharilal Rathod born 22nd oct 1955 time of birth is between 12.15 and 12.30 pm dar es salaam tanzania. i have many talentts but my life has been like a hold still thing and never seem to move out of constant problems set backs bad relationships and so much more i really am desperate to get my self a better self i too am a human but going through this extreme is really making my life misrebale. please help.

2007-03-11 21:32:58 · 7 answers · asked by Jaykesh R 1 in Horoscopes

Before I spend three years in prison I'm going to do________!

2007-03-11 21:32:27 · 18 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

For everyone who saw 300: I thought it was bad*ss, how bout you?
For those of you who haven't: WHY THE HELL NOT?

2007-03-11 21:30:09 · 11 answers · asked by Chris 2 in Movies

I feel a really grumpy Monday coming on and want something to complain about!!!!

2007-03-11 21:29:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does education,
Loss of the rain forests, coral reefs, in other words the ecological system concern you,
Foreign affairs.
Or is it only your corner of the world that is of any interest to you.
This question isn't meant as a criticism of any kind, just a poll...

2007-03-11 21:29:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would like to download certain animes like Naruto, Bleach, Dragon ball z, Bastard Etc.. Please help..

2007-03-11 21:29:30 · 7 answers · asked by wapangl 1 in Comics & Animation

...like George Bailey in "It's A Wonderful Life".

2007-03-11 21:29:11 · 15 answers · asked by zowar1363 4 in Polls & Surveys

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070309095830AAPdYBU&r=w&pa=FZptHWf.BGRX3OFMhjdTWOcdyILHke9zK135UXVmJuFfwLUU5MBp_KtG.SG51CXSZXP8hnl1wdHSZD6fCA--&paid=answered#Q5ApCDu9AGYPOcyLr4wl9VYq5NM5TyA1a_H1Oa.ugBTF9DeqGSqh

2007-03-11 21:29:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 21:28:43 · 7 answers · asked by desertskieswoman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 21:28:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

or "bang you","pound you", "have s3x with you"....etc...to me, it's like, okay asking just lost you cool points =\

2007-03-11 21:28:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... is it based more on your experiences or just a random one?

2007-03-11 21:27:22 · 23 answers · asked by Retro 2 in Polls & Surveys

when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."

2007-03-11 21:25:57 · 5 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

You should check out my 380 then.

2007-03-11 21:25:42 · 11 answers · asked by desertskieswoman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Which one would you have and why ???

You cant eat both ! !

2007-03-11 21:25:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did it matter?

2007-03-11 21:25:30 · 6 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

0

2007-03-11 21:25:16 · 6 answers · asked by joshelle 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 21:24:58 · 39 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

I do, especially when it is pouring rain - I just wondered if anyone else did.

2007-03-11 21:24:40 · 19 answers · asked by zowar1363 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.



"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife. Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.



Did you help him? She asks



No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"



"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be Ashamed of yourself!"



The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.



He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer.



"Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.



"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.



Where are you?" asks the husband



Over here on the swing!", replies the drunk.

2007-03-11 21:24:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Looking back...what should you have said but did not?

2007-03-11 21:24:38 · 6 answers · asked by Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

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