A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife. Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
Did you help him? She asks
No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be Ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
Where are you?" asks the husband
Over here on the swing!", replies the drunk.
2007-03-11 21:24:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha.. funny but a bit strange
2007-03-11 21:27:53 · answer #1 · answered by footballgrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly gave my tummy muscles a good airing. Laugh? i cant stop!.. i think its brilliant...!!
Maybe sad to some but when theres crap goin on in ur life the simplist of things can can go down a treat. So THANK U.
2007-03-12 13:33:43 · answer #2 · answered by huniluva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant punch line
2007-03-11 22:54:48 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-03-11 22:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep pushin'.
Keep swingin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-11 21:46:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!
2007-03-11 23:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vely good joki, loki , fang you veli much, ok doki....lol 10/10
2007-03-11 23:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-11 23:28:11 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet.....
2007-03-11 21:29:21 · answer #9 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha funny every time i hear it!
2007-03-11 21:30:06 · answer #10 · answered by jooria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋