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I feel a really grumpy Monday coming on and want something to complain about!!!!

2007-03-11 21:29:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

7 answers

Well i will try.but read this i got...

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table

At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,

Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then

Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,

Find other ways
To tax his ***

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,

"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of

tax)

Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax

Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years

ago, and our nation
was the most prosperous in the world. We had

absolutely no national
debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and

Mom stayed home to
raise the kids. What happened? And I still have to

"press 1" for
English. I hope this goes around world 10 times

Boy thats a bout it...lol hope this has made your

monday better

2007-03-11 23:01:23 · answer #1 · answered by Mr (FnC).. Frogncat 5 · 1 0

The taxes you pay are as follows:

Income Tax
National Insurance
Council Tax
Car Tax
VAT
Fuel Duty

2007-03-11 21:44:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell us about it on here mate , we'l be sympathetic ha hah hah !!

2007-03-11 21:38:16 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0 0

if you get one you wont understand all the bullshit they write on there unless you are an MA

2007-03-11 21:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0 0

search on net

2007-03-11 21:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by I am an Indian 4 · 0 0

try google

2007-03-11 21:32:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

www.what_a_joke.com LOL

2007-03-11 21:34:20 · answer #7 · answered by Cookie Monster 5 · 0 1

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