Q: What was the first obsc*nity ever heard on television?
A: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
Q: What do you call a Flordia gyn*cologist?
A: A spreader of old wives' tails.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and scr*ws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Q: Why is it called S*X?
A: Because it's easier to spell than, "Uhhhhh - Oooohh - Ahhhhhh - AIIEEEEEEE!"
Q: What is the one negative side-effect of taking Viagra?
A: Men will be forced to make conversation for an hour before the pill kicks in.
Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.
2007-03-11 23:48:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha..lmao..thx for the laughs..9..lol
2007-03-11 23:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They were real poor but this one was ok. but not even really.
Q: What is the one negative side-effect of taking Viagra?
A: Men will be forced to make conversation for an hour before the pill kicks in.
2007-03-12 00:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mountaineer's son - Cliff Gravedigger's son - Doug Crofter's son - Pete Doorman's son - Justin Swimmer's son - Bob Jailer's son - Nick Mechanic's son - Jack Plumber's son - John baby-kisser's sons - something yet Frank and Earnest i'm specific there are extra...
2016-10-18 04:25:17 · answer #3 · answered by seabrooks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved em all, especially the Why is it called s*x, and the Viagra one. 10/10
2007-03-12 01:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Chris
2007-03-12 02:25:18 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love them!
10/10 *
Tink xx
2007-03-14 07:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dis 1 is nt funy
2007-03-19 21:33:29 · answer #7 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes are super cool... Try solving my riddles. All ten of them...
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmtjtVRVvPaKwSPXaqFrCB3WxQt.?qid=20070312014116AAILJd3
2007-03-12 00:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good ones, I like the last the best!!!!!LOL
Ta mate!!!!!!!!
2007-03-15 19:43:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha yes funny.
2007-03-12 00:01:18 · answer #10 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋