An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We took an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country was looking for work the next day!"
2007-03-10 23:08:12 · 11 answers · asked by funny harazzer 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,it's funny,thanks.
2007-03-16 00:22:07 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-03-17 13:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by SANDI P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet
2007-03-15 19:12:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
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t, was funny
2007-03-19 04:34:38 · answer #4 · answered by Rockman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be funny if it wasn't so true.
2007-03-11 23:17:24 · answer #5 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfao! i love this joke!! i love jokes about BUSH!! hahaha
2007-03-17 22:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by -MissyYo- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-11 08:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by conan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
lol
2007-03-19 04:51:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 11:34:35 · answer #9 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great,A+ is yours
2007-03-17 04:57:48 · answer #10 · answered by Ali 5000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋