what's the weirdest/oddest injury you've ever had?

Question

what's the weirdest way you've ever been injured?

Answer 1

I once jumped out of a car going 65-75mph which lost its breaks going down a steep hill I landed on rail road tracks and bounced off some huge rocks and ended up in the mighty muddy mississippi resulting in having my leg dangeling by some tendons and skin. I lost two inches of bone in my tibia a broken fibula a broken wrist and a smashed face and broken nose it took over a year to recoup. and now I set off metal detectors at airports.

Answer 2

I haven't had a wierd injury. But one time, I went chasing a Basketball and fell off a curb and busted my knee wide open. I laughed all the way to the hospital. My knee required some minor surgery due to the fall. I laughed all the way through that. And all the way through the Stitches. They didn't even give anestethics or pain killers during my stay I was laughing so Hard that they said I never felt any of it. And I can say I didn't. The wierdest part is I am a big wussy and normally am crying my eyes out. In all 12 Stitches 6in/6out. Funniest day of my life and unless I get alzhiemers I'll never forget it.

Answer 3

When I was about 4 and they had the "4 little monkeys jumping on the bed" rhyme I was jumping on the bed with my brother. I ended up slipping, hit my chin on the headboard of the bed, and one of my two front teeth went into my bottom lip. My mother flipped and put the tooth back in my gums and rushed me to the emergency room for stitches-- fun! The other one (teenage stupidity!) happened in high school when I recalled doing frontal flips on a large trampoline. The difference here was that I was using a small 3' or so trampoline! Didn't work, made a huge thud on the floor, and my father said my lips turned blue. Hmm... no wonder I have a bad memory! lol

Answer 4

I burned myself with a penny!
I sat down on the black vinyl seat of my car which was parked in the full sun on a day that was over 106 F. There was a brand-new shiny penny on the edge of the seat and I sat down wearing shorts that left my upper thigh bare. A split-second later, the burning pain clued me in that a coin was stuck to the back of my thigh. I flicked it off, but not before enduring a thermal image of a Lincoln head penny that didn't fade for weeks! You could even make out the date! Figuring in the greenhouse effect of an enclosed automobile's black interior/glass and the penny's shine and the day's heat, I wonder just how hot the penny had to've gotten to burn me that badly! Bizzare, huh?

Answer 5

I was working as an inspector in a tool/die shop. Some left an enormous wrench leaning against the door and I tripped over it and it fell clean across my foot. Instant huge swelling. This wrench is about 3 ft. long and weights 25 or more lbs.

Answer 6

once i was rollerblading and we were going around and around this bush on the sidewalk (there were 4 of us) and i got stuck on a piece of sidewalk and fell forward... i landed on my fingers instead of my whole hand palm down and buckle fractured 3 fingers... and another time my bro and i were jumping on our new trampoline, and we found out if you jump just right after the other person jumps, they fly higher up when they jump... we were doing that and i sent him up really high and then he came down and landed on me- and it broke his arm in two... oops! I also broke my toe once running down the hallway to my room to hear a song that just came on the radio and i hit the vaccuum- wow that was painful, but now i hear the song and my toe hurts! ♥

Answer 7

I once fell over some thing and my leg was bleeding like heak.
does that count?

Answer 8

fell off the toilet taking a dump...broke my butt!