"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran, so I've come for some courage."
"No problem" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?" Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.., Well.., Well.., I need a brain." "Done" says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the Great Wizard?" Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart."
"I've heard it's true" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY!?"
And Bill replies - "Is Dorothy around?"
2007-03-10 23:04:24 · 9 answers · asked by funny harazzer 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good..... 5/10
2007-03-10 23:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 lol
2007-03-11 07:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1. but im surprised he's askin for dorathy when bush is right there...
2007-03-15 19:43:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rock on
2007-03-17 11:53:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding!!!!!
Great Joke!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-16 21:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Fantastic!! I love it!! So true!! LOL
2007-03-19 03:49:45 · answer #6 · answered by fire_mage21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah, funny
2007-03-17 05:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 11:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"RUN DOROTHY"
2007-03-11 09:25:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋