Entertainment & Music - 10 March 2007

Brothers In Arms
Love Over Gold
Making Movies
Dire Straits

2007-03-10 22:06:53 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

Sometimes garbage movies gets a high ratings (Serenity, Sin City....etc), and sometimes great-halirious movies gets a very low ratings (Little Man, Freddy Got Fingered)

2007-03-10 22:06:35 · 3 answers · asked by b n r 2 in Movies

2007-03-10 22:06:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. What do you call a chav in a box?

innit.


2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted


3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

4. What do you call a chav on fire?

Blazin'


5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.


6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.


7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

It might be your bike.


8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.


9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

"What you lookin' at?"


10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

Paint go-faster stripes on it.


11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police


12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A liar.


13. What do you say to a chav with a job?

Can I have a Big Mac please.


14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?

Will the defendant please stand


15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville?

Exhibit A


16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?

A Nova seats 5


17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?

Granny.


18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, they'll screw anything.


19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?

A start.


20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?

None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."


21. Why did the chav take a shower?

He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.


22. Why did the Chav cross the road?

To start a fight with a random stranger for absolutely no reason whatsoever.


23. What do you call a Chav at college?

The cleaner.


24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?

Society.

25. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales . As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerichgwyndobwyllantysyllyogogogoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asks the blonde employee, "Before we order, could ou settle an
argument for us?

Would you please pronounce where we are.. very slowly?"

The blonde girl leans over the counter and says,

"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing

2007-03-10 22:06:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

that you're a "freak magnet"? That you attract nuts?

Inspired by a conversation with a dear friend:)

2007-03-10 22:04:21 · 20 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

meh am bored

2007-03-10 22:04:17 · 17 answers · asked by hannahBannana 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 22:04:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 22:04:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of "a house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.


When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside.
I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.


The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said "No".
The boy said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want."

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

2007-03-10 22:04:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

to buy tampons. She notices a pile of tampon boxes stacked on a table in the corner with a sign on them saying "5 boxes for a dollar."

Well, the woman just could not believe this price so she asks the clerk if it was correct.

He said "Oh yes, 5 for a dollar."

She said "That can't be right!"

The clerk says "Oh yes, it's right!! 5 boxes for a dollar, no strings attached."

2007-03-10 22:03:34 · 3 answers · asked by proud_mom 5 in Jokes & Riddles

does anyone have any pictures of emma watsons if u do please post them with your anwser

2007-03-10 22:03:10 · 2 answers · asked by John H 1 in Celebrities

Anything from jokes,games to watching movies. I just cant seem to find anything that will keep me hooked for ages. compfused.com is really good but i've practically seen/played everything on it. Anyone help?

2007-03-10 22:02:59 · 10 answers · asked by Lee.™ 3 in Other - Entertainment

2007-03-10 22:02:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

gay porn????? or merely an oxymoron?????

2007-03-10 22:02:36 · 1 answers · asked by Jerrica Starlight 5 in Television

2007-03-10 22:02:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know the one

You say I say what can make me feel that way?
My Girl
My Girl
My Girl
Talkin 'bout
My Girl

2007-03-10 22:02:01 · 4 answers · asked by And For A Moment I Am Happy 6 in Movies

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

2007-03-10 22:00:20 · 9 answers · asked by Todd 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams. If I dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS.
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I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.
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What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"
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2007-03-10 22:00:02 · 9 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

out of 10.

2007-03-10 20:58:32 · 10 answers · asked by ashley 3 in Music

2007-03-10 20:57:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

random

2007-03-10 20:57:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

doesnt like music.........what kind of personality is that anyhow?

2007-03-10 20:56:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it can be about anything you want serious or funny
(10 points for the person who writes the best poem)
good luck

2007-03-10 20:55:28 · 11 answers · asked by heres to all the pretty words 3 in Polls & Surveys

on scary movie 2 ending credits

2007-03-10 20:55:26 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-10 20:55:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-10 20:54:30 · 13 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

why do you think so?

2007-03-10 20:54:29 · 11 answers · asked by lynn 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 20:53:09 · 6 answers · asked by chockybikky 3 in Music

2007-03-10 20:53:01 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-10 20:51:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys