Funny Jokes?

Question

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams. If I dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS.
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I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.
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What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"
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Answer 1

thanx for the giggles
9/10
give you a star for that one:)

Answer 2

Horse walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings it over and says, "So, why the long face?"

A guy comes home unannounced and surprises his wife in bed with another man. He stammers, "Wh-what are you doing?"
His wife looks over at her lover and says. "See? I told you he was stupid!"

Answer 3

i'll give those jokes 8 outta 10 laughs! *gigglez*

Answer 4

LOL.

Good ones.

Have a great Sunday!

Answer 5

second one is the best among these three

Answer 6

i liked the one about the women's age...

why can't all questions be this entertaining?

Answer 7

Haha....That's a good joke!

Answer 8

hahah good one

Answer 9

ho ho ho hee hee heee 9/10