If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
2007-03-10
22:00:20
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