Entertainment & Music - 10 March 2007

1. suspended?
2. deleted?
3. assassinated?
4. a suicide victim?
5. just taking a rest and lurking?

2007-03-10 22:17:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. What do you call a chav in a box?

innit.


2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted


3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe.

4. What do you call a chav on fire?

Blazin'


5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.


6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?

The bride.


7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

It might be your bike.


8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.


9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?

"What you lookin' at?"


10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?

Paint go-faster stripes on it.


11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

The police


12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A liar.


13. What do you say to a chav with a job?

Can I have a Big Mac please.


14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?

Will the defendant please stand


15. What do you call a knife in chav-ville?

Exhibit A


16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?

A Nova seats 5


17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?

Granny.


18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, they'll screw anything.


19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?

A start.


20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?

None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."


21. Why did the chav take a shower?

He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.


22. Why did the Chav cross the road?

To start a fight with a random stranger for absolutely no reason whatsoever.


23. What do you call a Chav at college?

The cleaner.


24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?

Society.

25. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales . As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerichgw... they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asks the blonde employee, "Before we order, could ou settle an
argument for us?

Would you please pronounce where we are.. very slowly?"

The blonde girl leans over the counter and says,

"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing

2007-03-10 22:16:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-10 22:16:16 · 6 answers · asked by RANDELL 7 in Polls & Surveys

Hostel or Saw

Who is Like Hannibal
& Who is Not

2007-03-10 22:16:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-10 22:15:44 · 3 answers · asked by mike-wulla 4 in Other - Entertainment

What are your thoughts on this question.

2007-03-10 22:15:24 · 9 answers · asked by Jay S 5 in Polls & Surveys

Whats your best ever war film

2007-03-10 22:15:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-10 22:15:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 22:14:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I know this question has been asked at least once before.

Mines The White Album. Whats yours ?

2007-03-10 22:14:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 22:13:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

bands/ artists........anything to do with rock music.....list them like this
band1
band2
band3 etc.......
thankies :D


most bands/artists wins

2007-03-10 22:13:43 · 17 answers · asked by spooky kid 2 in Music

2007-03-10 22:13:37 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

Mr. Amitabh Bachan is a role model of our country. So, Society expect the he should present such a role that the country should get a right way for the betterment of society. But, He accepted such a role which can decline the society and its moral values. Films are said to be mirror of society, so what the Amitabh want to show the society in this mirror?

2007-03-10 22:13:07 · 25 answers · asked by attackforce 1 in Movies

2007-03-10 22:12:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

If you do, did you put them or they were put for you?

2007-03-10 22:12:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 22:11:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 22:11:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 22:10:51 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-03-10 22:10:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav

2007-03-10 22:10:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

does anyone have any funny "now i lay me down to sleep" poems

2007-03-10 22:10:31 · 2 answers · asked by heres to all the pretty words 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 22:10:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde was travelling in a plane.The toilet of the plane was a different one.It has nos from 1to10.
If u press
1:It will pull u inside.
2:It will take off ur clothes.
3:A shower.
..........................
8:U are wiped dry.
9:It will fit u ur clothes.
10:It will push u out.
So the blonde asks the air hostess how to use it.
She says"Just press nos from 1 to[2] 10."
The goes and presses
1:It pulls her inside.
2:It takes off her clothes.
10:It pushes her out.

2007-03-10 22:09:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Obviously, it is about missing someone...I think it may be an ex girlfriend...But the reason for it being written...is it 'cuz someone left him? Or maybe 'cuz someone died?

2007-03-10 22:09:35 · 1 answers · asked by Haяd woяking guy 7 in Music

its telling me to turn the temp to 400 and put the nieghbor inside.
Should i listen???

2007-03-10 22:09:21 · 17 answers · asked by redd 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-10 22:08:37 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

i am listenin to
make damn sure

2007-03-10 22:08:17 · 27 answers · asked by hannahBannana 3 in Polls & Surveys

I would like animes with a story please.

I already know about, Naruto, One Piece, Bleach, DRAGON BALL Z

2007-03-10 22:07:46 · 16 answers · asked by roma_balbin 2 in Comics & Animation

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
At home as in the travern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangerovers.
For thine is the beer. he bitter and The lager
Forever and ever,
Barmen.

2007-03-10 22:06:53 · 6 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles