funny poems??

Question

does anyone have any funny "now i lay me down to sleep" poems

Answer 1

Not a sleep one but here goes ...

We met upon the Internet,
A friendship electronic,
Expressed alone in words and thoughts,
Inevitably platonic.
We live too far apart for us
To mingle in the flesh,
But much more close than family,
Our hearts and feelings mesh.

Your dear, dear self reveals itself
Without a voice or face.
We have our own sweet home within
Our precious cyberspace.

Edit another ...
Once I'm in my bubble bath
I like to stir up more.
Half the suds go in my eyes
And half go on the floor.
The fun is in the bubbles 'cause
They giggle on my skin,
And when I stick them on my face
They dangle from my chin.

And when I splash them hard enough
They pop and disappear,
And then my bath time's over 'cause
I've made the water clear.

Answer 2

Gosh, I hate to follow the lady above me, but...

There was a man from Boston,
who bought himself a new Austin.
There was room for his @ss and a gallon of gas,
but the rest hung out and he lost 'em.