Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things.
One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
2007-03-10 22:57:52 · 17 answers · asked by funny harazzer 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,that's a good one.
2007-03-16 00:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old lady's sitting in a diner and the diner says "do you mind?"
2007-03-10 23:04:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I've never heard nor read that one before. Another one for the guys at the pub next Friday. HA HA HA!!
2007-03-10 23:18:29 · answer #3 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. I liked that. I can even relate to it. lol
2007-03-10 23:09:17 · answer #4 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ha ha ha ha ha ha sorry im just really happy 2day
2007-03-18 22:58:33 · answer #5 · answered by chichikirby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, it all goes, sooner or later! LOL.
2007-03-13 11:38:44 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, but it is kinda sad.
2007-03-18 17:11:35 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rock on
2007-03-17 04:38:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha I like it.
2007-03-10 23:01:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 04:36:03 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋