There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to their Mercedes vehicle.They were locked out so they were trying to get the door open with a close hanger. The 1st blonde said," You need to try harder. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
2007-03-10 23:02:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha!! I just LOoooooOOVe blonde jokes!!! Here are a few for you:
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
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The blonde goes to play golf - her ball end up in the woods - she goes off to find it but instead finds a frog stuck in a trap. The frog yells to her for help - Please free me, If you do i will grant you 3 wishes. The blonde frees the frog where after the frog says I will grant you 3 wishes but be carefull what you wish because for every wish you make your husband will receive the same wish x 10.The blond wishes that she is the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog says- you do understand that will make your husband the most beautiful man ever on the face of the earth and all woman will flock to him - she replies -
that does not matter, if I am the most beautiful woman on earth he will only have eyes for me. Her second wish she wishes to be the richest woman in the world - again the frog says but that will make your husband even more rich. she says it does not matter we share everything. For her last wish she tries to be very clever and wishes for a mild heartattack. She wished for a mild heart attack hoping her husband would get a 10 x bigger heart attack but, being blonde, she did not understand that she said she wanted a mild heart attack
that would give her husband a 10 x milder heart attack!!
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A guy in Las Vegas sees a blonde inserting a coin in the drink machine an taking out a can. She keeps doing it until she has about ten cans. The guy, perplexed, asks her what's happening. She replies:
"Don't you see? I'm winning."
2007-03-10 23:20:49 · answer #1 · answered by anjali k 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahha funny! i love blonde jokes !!!
2007-03-11 07:05:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-03-11 07:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my word !!hahahahahah
That joke made my day!!!!
2007-03-11 07:13:19 · answer #4 · answered by Tu-Unik 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a rippa,
2007-03-11 07:09:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 11:35:15 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW !!!
A nice one !!!
Aaron.
2007-03-11 07:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....................lol.....................lol.........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it took a while and i got it............must be the blonde streaks in my hair............lol.............
2007-03-11 07:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋