Every year, Bob goes hunting during bear season. One year, Bob goes hunting, and shoots a small brown bear. Then, the mother of that small brown bear comes up to him and says, " I'll give you two choices, I'll either kill you, or make love to you, but I won't let you go."
Bob thinks on this, and decides he wants to live, so the mother bear then makes love to him.
The next year, Bob goes hunting again, but this time, he shoots the mother bear that he was forced to make love to the year before. He shoots her, and her mother comes after Bob, and again, gives him the choice. "I will make love to you, or kill you, which will it be??"
Again, Bob makes love to a bear.
The next year, Bob goes once again for revenge, and kills the bear that he was forced to make love to the year before.
This time, her sister comes up to Bob and says, "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
I got it frm a website
2007-03-10 22:54:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
2007-03-16 00:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You out a clean spin on an previous fashionable of mine... I tell my version in regards to the guy from NJ who is going muzzle loading in PA for the 1st tiem. He shoots on the comparable bear thrice and misses... with a brilliant number of image element in regards to the comparable outcomes!
2016-12-18 19:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most men dont go for the "hunt"lmao
2007-03-16 11:08:20 · answer #3 · answered by trinawebb1971 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too bad, a little werid but good
2007-03-11 01:22:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one !!! LOL...
I am going out "hunting" NOW !!!
Aaron.
2007-03-10 23:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rock on
2007-03-16 09:34:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-18 15:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by HPL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 04:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious! i like it!
2007-03-17 15:35:20 · answer #9 · answered by -MissyYo- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's sinful.... haha....
2007-03-10 23:47:26 · answer #10 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋