2007-03-10 22:53:41 · 4 answers · asked by johnc 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok have u heard this one. there were two Irish guys Named Pat and mike sitting in the stands watching a baseball game. Pat says to Mike ' `It`ll be a sad day when we pass away they`ll be no more baseball. I wonder if they play baseball in heaven. Make me a promise that if you go before me you come back and tell me if they play baseball in heaven. well Mike got the sad news that Pat had passed away. One night when Mike was sleeping He thought someone had called his name. Mike said is that you Pat, Pat said yes it is. I just wanted to tell you that i have Good news and bad news for u. Mike said whats the good news, pat said they do play baseball in heaven so mike says then whats the bad news and Pat says you`re pitching Sunday..
2007-03-11 00:44:13 · answer #1 · answered by Wrestle Man 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In an analogous vein. Pat comes to a decision he needs to look nicely knowledgeable so is going in to purchase some newspapers. "i could have the circumstances, The Telegraph and the Observer thank you very lots my sturdy guy." He reported in his poshest English accessory. The shopkeeper says, "you're Irish are not you?" Pat asks how he knew. "Cos it particularly is a timber worker."
2016-09-30 12:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ERIN GO BRAGHless this St. Patrick's Day.
2007-03-11 01:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't have to worry about getting pinched because of the green stains on their teeth.
2007-03-11 16:08:40 · answer #4 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋