A man walks into an ice cream shop, asks for a dip of chocolate. The clerk replies that they are out of chocolate. The man looks around and again asks for a dip of chocolate. Again, the clerks replied that they were out of chocolate. Hearing this, the man looks around again, returned and asked for chocolate. The clerk asked the customer, "can you spell the word Van, as in Vanilla?", to which the man did. The clerk then said "Can you spell straw, as in Strawberry?" Again, the man did. " Now, can you spell F**K in chocolate?" The man replies, "there's no F**K in chocolate!!" the clerk shouts , "That's right!!!! there's no F**kin' chocolate!!!!!"
2007-01-19
16:55:46
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